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Ehsan Ahmad

πŸ‘€ Speaker
4054 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

Last night, this guy told me I had resting astrology face.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

And I don't get it.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

Guys just think that I just kind of like know everything about zodiac signs and crystals.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I don't understand.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

You know, I don't know things about that, but I do believe in minerals.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

Mineral fucking dumb.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I'm so sorry.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I think this is because of my dad.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

When I was growing up, my dad fucked my best friend, Diana Rae.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

Yeah, you can look her up on Facebook.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

She's really fucking hot.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I want to be really clear.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I love my dad, and he's not a pedophile.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

No, no.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

It's worse.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

He's a bar mitzvah DJ.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

Yeah.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

My friends tell me all the time, they're like, Sam, you have daddy issues.

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I'm like, how do I have daddy issues?

KILL TONY
#646 - DERIC POSTON + EHSAN AHMAD

I don't even fucking talk to him.