Ehsan Ahmad

You know?

This isn't my first time doing comedy though.

The first time I did it, it was in front of a crowd of like 14, 15 people, which was cool to be doing standup, much less in front of the same size crowd as the WNBA playoffs.

Know what I mean?

My mom actually said she was gonna wash my mouth out with soap for, like, saying all these bad words and stuff.

Like, I don't know who she thinks she's talking to, you know what I mean?

Because I'm Gen Z. We did the fucking Tide Pod challenge, you know what I mean?

Like, dial soap ain't gonna do shit.

That's like giving an opioid addict Tylenol.

I ran out of weed, and I did what any 16-year-old would do.

I went into my mom's room, topped Jordan her dresser.

I busted into her stash of weed.

I smoked all of it, and I only got caught when we realized we had the same dealer, and we both left disappointed because my grandma sold all of it.

He really is.