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Ehsan Ahmad

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4054 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Retarded.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

So sometimes they'll come up to me, and they'll be like, yo, can I buy you a drink?

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

And I look them dead in the eyes, and I'm just like, uh, nah, man, I ain't fucking gay.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Get it, man?

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

We ain't dealt with that fat shit on this show, right?

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Hell yeah, brother, you get it, man.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

It sucks I can't turn that voice off.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

I can't.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

That's the sound that comes out when I orgasm.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Thank you, guys.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

I started in Cleveland, Ohio.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Oh, nice.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Look at that.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

That's where you're born and raised?

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Yeah, I think I opened for you at one of the glory holes at the truck stops in Warren.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Oh, okay.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

No, I was actually working construction sales because I got fired from doing porn.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

Well, here's the thing.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

This is the only thing I learned from doing porn.

KILL TONY
#748 - ARI MATTI + EHSAN AHMAD

I am bad at sex.