Ehsan Ahmad

I know this because they flew me in to do the shoot.

They flew me in on Delta.

They flew me back in Spirit.

This is amazing.

So you only did it once?

No, I shopped for... The company is called Groobie.

It used to be called Shemale Strokers.

You probably know what it is.

But... By that tracksuit!

Oh, that's all I'm saying.

But no.

No, it used to be called Shemale Strokers, but they thought the name was offensive.

Yeah, because back then, like, trans people couldn't get, because I like transition BC, and for y'all good Christians, that means before Christ.

For trans people, it means before Caitlyn.

I know, and that's, honestly, I loved it because I can only cum when being called a f***head.

Honestly, probably the biggest thing that surprised me is that the guy will fuck you not on camera and they get really offended if you don't fake orgasms off camera the same way you do on camera.

Off camera.

I don't, I've been raped too many times to like sex.

Oh shit.

I've been raped so many times I bought my mom a t-shirt.