Ehsan Ahmad
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It says, my son got raped four times.
He was only focused on how yellow my teeth were getting.
The only thing I ever liked in the bedroom was one time my ex-boyfriend got on top of me, put my legs over my head, and then he died of a heroin overdose.
While trying to have sex with you?
I'm six years sober from meth and heroin, though.
Honestly, him dying, to be quite honest.
I remember that's actually kind of why I started doing comedy, because one time I was, like, I was digging through a trash can while I was on meth at our dealer's house, because, you know, on meth.
And I was... John Mulaney's special, New in Town, was playing in the background.
No, but yeah, so I was like, I want to do that one day.
And he was like, you're not funny.
So then I was like, I want to prove him wrong.