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Pope Liar. Liar. He seems pretty cool. As far as popes go. Yeah, I think he's like progressive and shit. Yeah, very outspoken. Yeah. He picked a cool name. Leo. We've had a lot of Francis's. We've had a lot of John Paul's and all that shenanigans. So, you know, it's nice to see a Leo in there. Yeah. Let's fucking go.

Pope Liar. Liar. He seems pretty cool. As far as popes go. Yeah, I think he's like progressive and shit. Yeah, very outspoken. Yeah. He picked a cool name. Leo. We've had a lot of Francis's. We've had a lot of John Paul's and all that shenanigans. So, you know, it's nice to see a Leo in there. Yeah. Let's fucking go.

So John said he's because John looked him up because I've been obsessing over Conclave. So he was like, I should probably know this. He looked him up and apparently he's from Villanova, which meant nothing to me until John said that a lot of the Knicks players are from Villanova.

So John said he's because John looked him up because I've been obsessing over Conclave. So he was like, I should probably know this. He looked him up and apparently he's from Villanova, which meant nothing to me until John said that a lot of the Knicks players are from Villanova.

and so he was like uh-oh Villanova's having a moment and I said you get Pope or you get finals yeah you do not get both no you fucking don't so Nix listen to me right now you chose Pope you got okay so you got Pope you don't get Pope you don't get the NBA finals so I know honestly I think that's a good thing John thought it was Villanova having a moment and that's bad I say you get Pope or you get finals

and so he was like uh-oh Villanova's having a moment and I said you get Pope or you get finals yeah you do not get both no you fucking don't so Nix listen to me right now you chose Pope you got okay so you got Pope you don't get Pope you don't get the NBA finals so I know honestly I think that's a good thing John thought it was Villanova having a moment and that's bad I say you get Pope or you get finals

As you should be.

As you should be.

But yeah, so that's cool that... I mean... Pope Watch 2025 ended as quickly as it began. Yeah. It was still fun watching them close the doors on the Sistine Chapel. I was like, this is so metal. It is. They're just like sealing them in there and they're all sitting down. It looked very like cinematic. We need more traditions.

But yeah, so that's cool that... I mean... Pope Watch 2025 ended as quickly as it began. Yeah. It was still fun watching them close the doors on the Sistine Chapel. I was like, this is so metal. It is. They're just like sealing them in there and they're all sitting down. It looked very like cinematic. We need more traditions.

Yeah, well, and I'm, you know, I don't, again, like, the Pope really doesn't affect my day-to-day life in any way, shape, or form. But, like, I was interested. Yeah. Because it is nice to see a more progressive mouthpiece. For Jesus. Talking, I think that's important. Yeah.

Yeah, well, and I'm, you know, I don't, again, like, the Pope really doesn't affect my day-to-day life in any way, shape, or form. But, like, I was interested. Yeah. Because it is nice to see a more progressive mouthpiece. For Jesus. Talking, I think that's important. Yeah.

Because we don't need somebody spewing hate and bullshit to people who will take what he says very seriously because he is seen as the word of God. Of the Lord. He's young, though. He's 69. So this one might be hanging around for a while. Okay.

Because we don't need somebody spewing hate and bullshit to people who will take what he says very seriously because he is seen as the word of God. Of the Lord. He's young, though. He's 69. So this one might be hanging around for a while. Okay.

Let's hope. So, you know, that's an interesting little update. Yeah. I thought we were going to have Conclave Watch for a little while. I thought I was going to get to talk about it for a little longer. I did find out there was a weird conclave that happened a while ago that took like three years, though. And I think they ended up taking the roof off the building that they were in and everything.

Let's hope. So, you know, that's an interesting little update. Yeah. I thought we were going to have Conclave Watch for a little while. I thought I was going to get to talk about it for a little longer. I did find out there was a weird conclave that happened a while ago that took like three years, though. And I think they ended up taking the roof off the building that they were in and everything.

It was a long time ago. Wait, why'd they take the roof off the building? To force them to make a decision. They also rationed their food to bread and water. Like stopped feeding them actual food. That's dark. Well, they were like, three years, pick a pope.

It was a long time ago. Wait, why'd they take the roof off the building? To force them to make a decision. They also rationed their food to bread and water. Like stopped feeding them actual food. That's dark. Well, they were like, three years, pick a pope.

Let's do this. So maybe we'll cover that because that seems like a very interesting little... I know, you brought that up the other day and I was like, that sounds interesting. It's a weird one. But yeah, that was an interesting update that happened yesterday. Yeah, I think that's like all the news. Celtics, Pope, tattoos. Yeah. Other than that, we're going to get into a really shitty person.

Let's do this. So maybe we'll cover that because that seems like a very interesting little... I know, you brought that up the other day and I was like, that sounds interesting. It's a weird one. But yeah, that was an interesting update that happened yesterday. Yeah, I think that's like all the news. Celtics, Pope, tattoos. Yeah. Other than that, we're going to get into a really shitty person.