Elena

That is, and that's very Christmas. That is so Christmassy. It's a very Christmas ghost story where it's like, I'm the boogin. It's Christmas tomfoolery. I think, I feel like boogin is a thing. Like, that's a thing that... They do call spirits, I think.

That is, and that's very Christmas. That is so Christmassy. It's a very Christmas ghost story where it's like, I'm the boogin. It's Christmas tomfoolery. I think, I feel like boogin is a thing. Like, that's a thing that... They do call spirits, I think.

Your turn, Ash. So Ash's turn, and it's going to be Listener Below.

Your turn, Ash. So Ash's turn, and it's going to be Listener Below.

listener tales christmas edition christmas and it says attached you will find a puttafa of my christmas edition listener tales i hope you enjoy i will who knows all right it says hello my spooky obsessed friends love you and your podcast so much i love you thank you i don't know if i can say your name yet so i'm not going to say it don't say it yet All of the congratulations on all of the things.

listener tales christmas edition christmas and it says attached you will find a puttafa of my christmas edition listener tales i hope you enjoy i will who knows all right it says hello my spooky obsessed friends love you and your podcast so much i love you thank you i don't know if i can say your name yet so i'm not going to say it don't say it yet All of the congratulations on all of the things.

Marriages, new and old, kids, cats, books, giving me nightmares for a week, etc. Thanks for all that. The last is not an easy thing to do, so truly congrats. How, you may ask, was it the John Wayne Gacy episodes? No. How about A Spooky Road? Also no. Dennis Rader? Hell no. The scariest thing about that asshat is his hairline. That's true. What then? That failed pirate Carl fucking Pansram.

Marriages, new and old, kids, cats, books, giving me nightmares for a week, etc. Thanks for all that. The last is not an easy thing to do, so truly congrats. How, you may ask, was it the John Wayne Gacy episodes? No. How about A Spooky Road? Also no. Dennis Rader? Hell no. The scariest thing about that asshat is his hairline. That's true. What then? That failed pirate Carl fucking Pansram.

No, he was creepy. He was crazy. Yeah. Can't put my finger on why he tripped the night terror switch. However, I did not sleep for several nights. Thank you. He was a wild one. So I get that one. No, he really was.

No, he was creepy. He was crazy. Yeah. Can't put my finger on why he tripped the night terror switch. However, I did not sleep for several nights. Thank you. He was a wild one. So I get that one. No, he really was.

He's an underrated scary one for sure. My name is Leanne. Go ahead and use it. There you go. Today I'm offering you an example of my dad's questionable parenting choices in the form of a listener tale Christmas edition. Let's get after it. This is the story of when my dad had my sister and I get pizza delivered to a murder scene. First, a bit of context of how my dad just is.

He's an underrated scary one for sure. My name is Leanne. Go ahead and use it. There you go. Today I'm offering you an example of my dad's questionable parenting choices in the form of a listener tale Christmas edition. Let's get after it. This is the story of when my dad had my sister and I get pizza delivered to a murder scene. First, a bit of context of how my dad just is.

He and our mom split when my sister and I were very young, and my dad never remarried. So his gauge on all things child-related can be far from standard at times. Not in an abusive way. More of a, they are clean and alive, therefore they are just fine kind of way. Kind of like the dad in Overboard. Exactly. Just like, you know, it's fine.

He and our mom split when my sister and I were very young, and my dad never remarried. So his gauge on all things child-related can be far from standard at times. Not in an abusive way. More of a, they are clean and alive, therefore they are just fine kind of way. Kind of like the dad in Overboard. Exactly. Just like, you know, it's fine.

Our mom moved to the Midwest and we spent our lives flying between the two. Dad in California, mom in Indiana, Michigan.

Our mom moved to the Midwest and we spent our lives flying between the two. Dad in California, mom in Indiana, Michigan.

I know.

I know.

And flying that much. It's Christmas Eve, 1991. I was 11 and my sister was about to turn 13. At this time, in his 20 years with the sheriff's department as a patrol officer, that you buried the lead there. You really did. You really did. Because when you said. To a murder scene. Get pizza delivered to a murder scene. I was like, did your dad murder someone and then call you to bring pizza?

And flying that much. It's Christmas Eve, 1991. I was 11 and my sister was about to turn 13. At this time, in his 20 years with the sheriff's department as a patrol officer, that you buried the lead there. You really did. You really did. Because when you said. To a murder scene. Get pizza delivered to a murder scene. I was like, did your dad murder someone and then call you to bring pizza?