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That's also what I thought. This explains it. This explains it. Now we know. My dad worked days, aka the worst six months of his working life. Who works days? It is the absolute worst thing ever. Both quotes my dad firmly stands by to this day. I kind of get that. I know, I get that.

That's also what I thought. This explains it. This explains it. Now we know. My dad worked days, aka the worst six months of his working life. Who works days? It is the absolute worst thing ever. Both quotes my dad firmly stands by to this day. I kind of get that. I know, I get that.

So it's around lunchtime, and my older sister and I are sitting around the house, most likely watching absolute trash TV, because while there was never food in the house, we had all the cable channels. We were waiting for our dad to get off work to take us to our family's yearly Christmas party, when the phone rings. It's our dad, and he needs us to do him a favor.

So it's around lunchtime, and my older sister and I are sitting around the house, most likely watching absolute trash TV, because while there was never food in the house, we had all the cable channels. We were waiting for our dad to get off work to take us to our family's yearly Christmas party, when the phone rings. It's our dad, and he needs us to do him a favor.

Now, this is very odd because no matter his work shift hours, whenever he needed something from us, he would just swing by the house because we lived in his patrol area. Side note, this meant it was also okay to leave his two kids home alone while working graveyard ship because, quote, if anything happens, I will be the first to know. We live in my patrol area. I mean.

Now, this is very odd because no matter his work shift hours, whenever he needed something from us, he would just swing by the house because we lived in his patrol area. Side note, this meant it was also okay to leave his two kids home alone while working graveyard ship because, quote, if anything happens, I will be the first to know. We live in my patrol area. I mean.

And then it says questionable parenting.

And then it says questionable parenting.

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Don't actually remember it, so let's just say 1234 Crazy Street in East County, San Diego. stress the fact that whomever delivers the pizza is not to pass the first patrol car on the block under any circumstances. That part was extremely important.

Don't actually remember it, so let's just say 1234 Crazy Street in East County, San Diego. stress the fact that whomever delivers the pizza is not to pass the first patrol car on the block under any circumstances. That part was extremely important.

Now at this point, my sister and I are following these instructions to the very letter. As this whole situation is freaking us out big time. Everything about it was just off and strange. An hour, maybe two, go by and dad calls again. Pissed. He said he gave us specific instructions and they needed to be followed and they were not. Oh.

Now at this point, my sister and I are following these instructions to the very letter. As this whole situation is freaking us out big time. Everything about it was just off and strange. An hour, maybe two, go by and dad calls again. Pissed. He said he gave us specific instructions and they needed to be followed and they were not. Oh.