Elena

We expect that he ditched it along with the other stolen items once he realized the police were on to him. Fuck that guy. Fortunately, my boyfriend is a genius and bought insurance for the diamond, so we got a replacement for free.

We expect that he ditched it along with the other stolen items once he realized the police were on to him. Fuck that guy. Fortunately, my boyfriend is a genius and bought insurance for the diamond, so we got a replacement for free.

Seriously. You married, right? Yeah. We were both called to testify in court, and despite being totally hyped about getting on the stand, they did not question me, only my boyfriend. Dope. Total bummer. He doesn't even like true crime. There was also no citywide parade or official commendations for me to single-handedly solving the case, which I feel I deserved. You did.

Seriously. You married, right? Yeah. We were both called to testify in court, and despite being totally hyped about getting on the stand, they did not question me, only my boyfriend. Dope. Total bummer. He doesn't even like true crime. There was also no citywide parade or official commendations for me to single-handedly solving the case, which I feel I deserved. You did.

I also feel you deserved that. Should we have one retroactively? I think we should. Let's do it. Anyway, Kevin is in jail now, and though my sense of security in my home is forever damaged, we're doing okay. We moved into a new house back in my Pennsylvania hometown to be closer to my family after my mom passed. I spent far too much money on a home security system. Love you, Simply Safe.

I also feel you deserved that. Should we have one retroactively? I think we should. Let's do it. Anyway, Kevin is in jail now, and though my sense of security in my home is forever damaged, we're doing okay. We moved into a new house back in my Pennsylvania hometown to be closer to my family after my mom passed. I spent far too much money on a home security system. Love you, Simply Safe.

Simply safe. But it's worth it for the peace of mind. We are now married and the cats are currently looking at burbs outside the window and enjoying the cool fall weather. Whether you read this or not, it was a cathartic to write it all down. I'm glad. Thank you for giving me and many others a safe space to share our stories. Molly. Molly, we love you.

Simply safe. But it's worth it for the peace of mind. We are now married and the cats are currently looking at burbs outside the window and enjoying the cool fall weather. Whether you read this or not, it was a cathartic to write it all down. I'm glad. Thank you for giving me and many others a safe space to share our stories. Molly. Molly, we love you.

The same thing would have happened to me. Yeah, that would have freaked me the fuck out. Damn, Molly. I know, you went through it, girl. Shit. But I'm so glad that your man's got insurance on the ring. Yes. That was smart. He's a smart guy. Smart guy. He's a smart guy. Remember that? Smart guy. We're in the right era. I love it. We're staying in the right era. In the right era.

The same thing would have happened to me. Yeah, that would have freaked me the fuck out. Damn, Molly. I know, you went through it, girl. Shit. But I'm so glad that your man's got insurance on the ring. Yes. That was smart. He's a smart guy. Smart guy. He's a smart guy. Remember that? Smart guy. We're in the right era. I love it. We're staying in the right era. In the right era.

Oh, my nose is itchy. Era, era. That was funny. Sorry, my nose got itchy at a really inopportune time. there you go there you go all right my next one is from eli eli hello you wonderful ladies my name is eli you can use my name i've been listening since day one and have introduced all my or excuse me many family and friends to you lovelies so not all of them Not all of them? Not all of them?

Oh, my nose is itchy. Era, era. That was funny. Sorry, my nose got itchy at a really inopportune time. there you go there you go all right my next one is from eli eli hello you wonderful ladies my name is eli you can use my name i've been listening since day one and have introduced all my or excuse me many family and friends to you lovelies so not all of them Not all of them? Not all of them?

All right. Just kidding. We'll forgive you. It's okay. I'm so proud of all you two have accomplished in these last years. Thank you. You gals brought me so many laughs, so many tears, and even tears from laughing. I look forward to hearing new episodes every week. You are my podcast drug of choice. Aw. I love you, Hila. I know we love you. I am also a Massachusetts gal. More details to come.

All right. Just kidding. We'll forgive you. It's okay. I'm so proud of all you two have accomplished in these last years. Thank you. You gals brought me so many laughs, so many tears, and even tears from laughing. I look forward to hearing new episodes every week. You are my podcast drug of choice. Aw. I love you, Hila. I know we love you. I am also a Massachusetts gal. More details to come.

Hell yeah. I'm not the greatest at writing, so please bear with me. You're actually really good at writing and really funny. I was crying when I read this of laughter. Of laughter. Of laughter. Without any more gushing, here's my tale of the time a demonic man parkoured his way into my apartment. I'm obsessed with this already.

Hell yeah. I'm not the greatest at writing, so please bear with me. You're actually really good at writing and really funny. I was crying when I read this of laughter. Of laughter. Of laughter. Without any more gushing, here's my tale of the time a demonic man parkoured his way into my apartment. I'm obsessed with this already.

YOLO. Yeah. My apartment was on the first level, but there was an entire garden level below. Those are air quotes. I like that air quotes with the salad finger. You're welcome. Every apartment on the first level all the way up to the top level, which was I think eight, had these mini balconies off the living room.

YOLO. Yeah. My apartment was on the first level, but there was an entire garden level below. Those are air quotes. I like that air quotes with the salad finger. You're welcome. Every apartment on the first level all the way up to the top level, which was I think eight, had these mini balconies off the living room.

On this day, after staying up way too late playing video games, I decided to call it a night around 1 a.m., Ah, the before children days. I head to my bedroom and get ready for bed. Not more than a few seconds after I lay down, I hear this loud yelling coming from the alleyway between my building and the ones next to mine. Picture this alleyway like a sideways T-shape.

On this day, after staying up way too late playing video games, I decided to call it a night around 1 a.m., Ah, the before children days. I head to my bedroom and get ready for bed. Not more than a few seconds after I lay down, I hear this loud yelling coming from the alleyway between my building and the ones next to mine. Picture this alleyway like a sideways T-shape.