Elena

Looking out my window, there were two buildings and an alley between them, leading directly to my unit. The yelling was so disturbing. It was no spoken language I had ever heard of. It was seriously demonic. The voice was deep, raspy, but had this sharp edge to it, the type that would make you want to cover your ears. The words made absolutely no sense at all.

Looking out my window, there were two buildings and an alley between them, leading directly to my unit. The yelling was so disturbing. It was no spoken language I had ever heard of. It was seriously demonic. The voice was deep, raspy, but had this sharp edge to it, the type that would make you want to cover your ears. The words made absolutely no sense at all.

Now me, being the nosy ass bitch I am, I immediately jump out of bed and go peep out the curtains to see what the actual fuck is going on. Hell yeah, I would have done the same thing. If I hear a commotion, out the curtains I peek. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go vacuum the grass. Literally. I gotta know what's going on. I love those TikTok videos when people will start doing that. Sweeping the grass.

Now me, being the nosy ass bitch I am, I immediately jump out of bed and go peep out the curtains to see what the actual fuck is going on. Hell yeah, I would have done the same thing. If I hear a commotion, out the curtains I peek. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go vacuum the grass. Literally. I gotta know what's going on. I love those TikTok videos when people will start doing that. Sweeping the grass.

I love it. Well, there's a man running down the alley toward my building. Uh-oh. He's waving his arms all over, but that is as much as I could make out. It was extremely dark, and there's minimal lighting in that area. As he's making his way toward the building, a car turns in the alley behind him. It had sirens, so clearly it was the police chasing said man.

I love it. Well, there's a man running down the alley toward my building. Uh-oh. He's waving his arms all over, but that is as much as I could make out. It was extremely dark, and there's minimal lighting in that area. As he's making his way toward the building, a car turns in the alley behind him. It had sirens, so clearly it was the police chasing said man.

The entire time, he's shrieking this ungodly noise heading straight toward what seemed like me. Oh. Mm-hmm. Now at ground level, there's a small retaining wall. It's literally like three feet tall and he jumps on it and leaps up to grab the bottom of my balcony.

The entire time, he's shrieking this ungodly noise heading straight toward what seemed like me. Oh. Mm-hmm. Now at ground level, there's a small retaining wall. It's literally like three feet tall and he jumps on it and leaps up to grab the bottom of my balcony.

no yes no yes did you shit your pants i would have because i would shit my pants eli says which by the way is a solid 15 to 20 feet up and i don't know if he was truly possessed or not but i shit you not he hoisted himself up like he was an olympic pole jumper without a pole what the fuck he just had like a 20 foot vertical like what's going on some street parkour american ninja warrior shit get that man a contract somewhere like what the hell

no yes no yes did you shit your pants i would have because i would shit my pants eli says which by the way is a solid 15 to 20 feet up and i don't know if he was truly possessed or not but i shit you not he hoisted himself up like he was an olympic pole jumper without a pole what the fuck he just had like a 20 foot vertical like what's going on some street parkour american ninja warrior shit get that man a contract somewhere like what the hell

I ran right to my night table where I happened to have stashed an eight-inch blade in the drawer. Oh. Just casual things. That's Eli right there. And pull it out. Yeah. Just pull it out. Just pull it right out. Oh, just in case. I know I said I would mention this, but I'm from this wonderful little gem of a city called Brockton. Oh. Have you guys ever seen The Menu? Go watch The Menu.

I ran right to my night table where I happened to have stashed an eight-inch blade in the drawer. Oh. Just casual things. That's Eli right there. And pull it out. Yeah. Just pull it out. Just pull it right out. Oh, just in case. I know I said I would mention this, but I'm from this wonderful little gem of a city called Brockton. Oh. Have you guys ever seen The Menu? Go watch The Menu.

I basically grew up in an area where you sleep with one eye open in nicer terms. Yeah. It's called the city of champions, but that's far from what it is.

I basically grew up in an area where you sleep with one eye open in nicer terms. Yeah. It's called the city of champions, but that's far from what it is.

To any other Brocktonians, don't come for me. You know it's true. So knife welding me runs into... If you know Ickyick. Ickyick. If you know Brockton, you know. You know. Ickyibick.

To any other Brocktonians, don't come for me. You know it's true. So knife welding me runs into... If you know Ickyick. Ickyick. If you know Brockton, you know. You know. Ickyibick.

oh so knife wielding me runs into my living room as my balcony screen door opens and the inner door is being rammed on by this demon asshole yes this fucker is still chanting damn i know you're probably thinking hi don't run toward j toward danger but i don't know i just had this urge to stand my ground i'm not gonna get that urge you know yeah it just happens like i feel like standing my ground today yeah i just i'm gonna stand my ground sometimes it happens

oh so knife wielding me runs into my living room as my balcony screen door opens and the inner door is being rammed on by this demon asshole yes this fucker is still chanting damn i know you're probably thinking hi don't run toward j toward danger but i don't know i just had this urge to stand my ground i'm not gonna get that urge you know yeah it just happens like i feel like standing my ground today yeah i just i'm gonna stand my ground sometimes it happens

And Eli says, I'm not going to be caught unprepared. That's right. The locks give out and the door crashes inward. No. The demon rushes in. He stops to look around and survey the situation. We lock eyes. Imagine if you were dressed like this. I looked at him. What if you were just like. Like, what if you just broke in and you were just like, hey, do you like rusty spoons?

And Eli says, I'm not going to be caught unprepared. That's right. The locks give out and the door crashes inward. No. The demon rushes in. He stops to look around and survey the situation. We lock eyes. Imagine if you were dressed like this. I looked at him. What if you were just like. Like, what if you just broke in and you were just like, hey, do you like rusty spoons?