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Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

Honestly, best home security system ever. Right here. Always be salad fingers at every moment. Because if somebody breaks in and you just rise out of bed and just say, I like rusty spoons.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

Honestly, best home security system ever. Right here. Always be salad fingers at every moment. Because if somebody breaks in and you just rise out of bed and just say, I like rusty spoons.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

They're going to get the fuck out of there. Like, they're going to get the fuck. If you sit up and say, it's almost time. orgasmic feeling of rust against my salad fingers. Yeah, they'll leave. Yeah, it's true. Well, we'll tip from us to you. Safety tips. Well, la la la la la. I said to him while holding the knife, don't fucking try me. Oh. That's Eli right there. That's Eli.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

They're going to get the fuck out of there. Like, they're going to get the fuck. If you sit up and say, it's almost time. orgasmic feeling of rust against my salad fingers. Yeah, they'll leave. Yeah, it's true. Well, we'll tip from us to you. Safety tips. Well, la la la la la. I said to him while holding the knife, don't fucking try me. Oh. That's Eli right there. That's Eli.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

That's my Eli right there. City of champions, Eli. Eli's the whole city. Yep, Eli knows. His screaming had come to a halt, and it was so fucking weirdly quiet. He looked at the front door, looked at me, the front door, me, and finally vaults over my coffee table to the front door, fumbles with the lock, gets it open, and runs into the building hallway. He said, fuck that. He said, fuck that.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

That's my Eli right there. City of champions, Eli. Eli's the whole city. Yep, Eli knows. His screaming had come to a halt, and it was so fucking weirdly quiet. He looked at the front door, looked at me, the front door, me, and finally vaults over my coffee table to the front door, fumbles with the lock, gets it open, and runs into the building hallway. He said, fuck that. He said, fuck that.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

But then resumes his demonic murder screaming again. Yeah, he took a little pause. Yeah. Surveyed the situation and then was like, I'll continue out here. They were words, but not. It's seriously hard to explain, but terrifying. Oh, I wish you had audio. Why didn't you get audio? Come on, Eli. Audio or it didn't happen.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

But then resumes his demonic murder screaming again. Yeah, he took a little pause. Yeah. Surveyed the situation and then was like, I'll continue out here. They were words, but not. It's seriously hard to explain, but terrifying. Oh, I wish you had audio. Why didn't you get audio? Come on, Eli. Audio or it didn't happen.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

This entire thing was only like six seconds tops, but in the moment it felt like forever. Now this would be the perfect time for me to shut my door, lock it, and crumble into a sob, but nah, girl. I ran out into the hallway after him. Like, who's paying for my broken door? Oh.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

This entire thing was only like six seconds tops, but in the moment it felt like forever. Now this would be the perfect time for me to shut my door, lock it, and crumble into a sob, but nah, girl. I ran out into the hallway after him. Like, who's paying for my broken door? Oh.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

ladies ladies i don't know why i felt like xena warrior princess some amazonian badass bitch when the reality was a 21 year old puerto rican five three thick and out of shape i'm obsessed with you i love you eli for life you just wait the end of this tale i was crying i was crying at this point but then i started sobbing at the next part The demon runs straight into the officers that yoke him up.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

ladies ladies i don't know why i felt like xena warrior princess some amazonian badass bitch when the reality was a 21 year old puerto rican five three thick and out of shape i'm obsessed with you i love you eli for life you just wait the end of this tale i was crying i was crying at this point but then i started sobbing at the next part The demon runs straight into the officers that yoke him up.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

One officer runs to me. He looks me up and down and at my knife, which I immediately place on the ground and held my hands up like I was the criminal or something. He ushers me into my apartment to make sure I'm okay and to get me out of the hallway as some neighbors had begun opening their doors to see what was happening. Hey, did I mention I was only wearing red panties?

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

One officer runs to me. He looks me up and down and at my knife, which I immediately place on the ground and held my hands up like I was the criminal or something. He ushers me into my apartment to make sure I'm okay and to get me out of the hallway as some neighbors had begun opening their doors to see what was happening. Hey, did I mention I was only wearing red panties?

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

I just love, can I say that?

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

I just love, can I say that?

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

Eli. So Eli had their own. Eli. Eli had their own security system in place.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

Eli. So Eli had their own. Eli. Eli had their own security system in place.

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

Your yabos saved you. Your yabos. I'm so. We love your yabos. We love them. We love them. I mean, listen. It was bedtime. Did I mention I was only wearing red titties? Oh, by the way, did I mention my coconut titties were flattened?

Morbid
Episode 622: Listener Tales 92

Your yabos saved you. Your yabos. I'm so. We love your yabos. We love them. We love them. I mean, listen. It was bedtime. Did I mention I was only wearing red titties? Oh, by the way, did I mention my coconut titties were flattened?