Elena

I made sure she was okay. Yeah. Through laughs, I made sure she was okay. No, that's fair. But there was a whole shit ton of people in that stairwell. Oh my God.

Thank you to the people of Boston. Thank you to the people who were at the TD Bank Garden last night at the Celtics game. We all suffered together. Because Boston. And then you guys did us a solid. Yes. And you did not ask Ash if she was okay. You just cleared the fuck out of that stairwell.

Thank you to the people of Boston. Thank you to the people who were at the TD Bank Garden last night at the Celtics game. We all suffered together. Because Boston. And then you guys did us a solid. Yes. And you did not ask Ash if she was okay. You just cleared the fuck out of that stairwell.

I looked around and I said, wow, everyone cleared out. And then I said, are you okay? And she was holding her mouth and I said, if you spit out a tooth, I'm going to ask you to put that back in so we can see the playoffs. And I would have. But she wasn't. She wasn't missing a tooth. She wasn't bleeding. But it was one of those falls that's like slow motion. And I said, oh. She's going.

I looked around and I said, wow, everyone cleared out. And then I said, are you okay? And she was holding her mouth and I said, if you spit out a tooth, I'm going to ask you to put that back in so we can see the playoffs. And I would have. But she wasn't. She wasn't missing a tooth. She wasn't bleeding. But it was one of those falls that's like slow motion. And I said, oh. She's going.

And then I had no time, even though it was slow motion, I had no time to do anything about it.

And then I had no time, even though it was slow motion, I had no time to do anything about it.

It was because then once her hands hit the ground, she, the momentum just took her into like, you know, kind of like a crow pose. Like a...

It was because then once her hands hit the ground, she, the momentum just took her into like, you know, kind of like a crow pose. Like a...

Like a non-consensual crow pose that she did not intend to go into. But then her face hit floor instead of yoga mat.

Like a non-consensual crow pose that she did not intend to go into. But then her face hit floor instead of yoga mat.

It was an omen for the game. I know. Because, you know, some of them did their best. Yeah. I think they all did their best. I think it was just an off night. But that's okay. Because, I mean, for all the non-sports people, we're just in the second round of the playoffs. We're playing the New York Knicks, which, like, rivalry.

It was an omen for the game. I know. Because, you know, some of them did their best. Yeah. I think they all did their best. I think it was just an off night. But that's okay. Because, I mean, for all the non-sports people, we're just in the second round of the playoffs. We're playing the New York Knicks, which, like, rivalry.

So anytime I saw a Knicks player pop up to any of our listeners who are Knicks fans, any of our listeners who are Knicks fans, like, we're in a fight.

So anytime I saw a Knicks player pop up to any of our listeners who are Knicks fans, any of our listeners who are Knicks fans, like, we're in a fight.

Yeah. Anytime I saw one of them pop up to cheer, I was like, sit the fuck down. But it's okay. We had a blast. It's so much fun. I hope Chris stops Porzingis feels better because that's my favorite player and he got sick. I hope they play Pritchard more next fucking game because they should have. It was sad. It was sad. I knew he was sick. I know him. I know him. I know Kristaps.

Yeah. Anytime I saw one of them pop up to cheer, I was like, sit the fuck down. But it's okay. We had a blast. It's so much fun. I hope Chris stops Porzingis feels better because that's my favorite player and he got sick. I hope they play Pritchard more next fucking game because they should have. It was sad. It was sad. I knew he was sick. I know him. I know him. I know Kristaps.

But I know him. My old friend, Kristaps. As soon as he came out, I said, uh-oh, he's sweaty. And he was sick. So hopefully he's better for game two because we need him. I think it's just a tummy thing. I think it was a tummy thing.

But I know him. My old friend, Kristaps. As soon as he came out, I said, uh-oh, he's sweaty. And he was sick. So hopefully he's better for game two because we need him. I think it's just a tummy thing. I think it was a tummy thing.

Celtics are, the Celtics are just fun.