Elena
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For sure, I'm going to revisit my life insurance plan. That made a lot of sense to me. I also want to explore CDs, something where I could invest money and keep it there if I don't need it immediately, like six plus months is fine for me, as well as the international index funds that you mentioned.
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This is morbid, and it is humid and swampy outside like it's fucking Florida or some shit. We haven't even been outside today, though. Yeah, but I was told by reputable sources. Yeah, but I know. Meaning my husband texted me and said, it's like Florida outside.
This is morbid, and it is humid and swampy outside like it's fucking Florida or some shit. We haven't even been outside today, though. Yeah, but I was told by reputable sources. Yeah, but I know. Meaning my husband texted me and said, it's like Florida outside.
I don't. Moving on. Wow. You guys know I don't love summer, but I've decided to get into it this year. Because? Because it's summerween and slasher summer. I'm trying to get in that vibe. It's going to be fun. And I'm excited for that. So I'm trying to like get in a different state of mind for summer because this is usually the time of the year when I say, fuck it.
I don't. Moving on. Wow. You guys know I don't love summer, but I've decided to get into it this year. Because? Because it's summerween and slasher summer. I'm trying to get in that vibe. It's going to be fun. And I'm excited for that. So I'm trying to like get in a different state of mind for summer because this is usually the time of the year when I say, fuck it.
I need fall more than I need oxygen. Wow. And it hurts. I want it so bad. No. Like I'm there now. Like, it's hurting me. I'm in pain right now. Literally May 2nd. Yeah, that's my favorite response is whenever I say that, somebody just goes, checks calendar. It's this date. And I say, no, I know that. That's what hurts is that it's not October.
I need fall more than I need oxygen. Wow. And it hurts. I want it so bad. No. Like I'm there now. Like, it's hurting me. I'm in pain right now. Literally May 2nd. Yeah, that's my favorite response is whenever I say that, somebody just goes, checks calendar. It's this date. And I say, no, I know that. That's what hurts is that it's not October.
It's always the response. I say, wow, I really want fall. And people are like, it's May 3rd. And I'm like, I know. If it wasn't May 3rd, I wouldn't be missing fall. I would be in fall.
It's always the response. I say, wow, I really want fall. And people are like, it's May 3rd. And I'm like, I know. If it wasn't May 3rd, I wouldn't be missing fall. I would be in fall.
Just so you know, it's May 2nd.
Just so you know, it's May 2nd.
Yeah, and I feel like that's going to start a whole thing where I'm going to be chased with pitchforks.
Yeah, and I feel like that's going to start a whole thing where I'm going to be chased with pitchforks.
I won't run. I will not run. No, this is totally fake. We're totally fine. Jokes. We're in a silly, goofy mood. Help me. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. But no, on a lighter note, but no, on a little bit of a scary note, actually. Elena has a problem with a poltergeist. Okay, so here we are. Maybe not a poltergeist. This is a spooky episode.