Elizabeth Phillips

Please.

Yeah.

Just wait till you see this guy's facelift, too.

He looks great.

I can... Like, what in the Kenneth Copeland is going on here?

Yeah, he's in deposition saying things like, we didn't fire Pete because these incidents of nudity were like two drops in a cascade of applause and praise.

And all the victims, when we're watching these deposition tapes, we're like, those two drops, those are poison.

They'll poison the whole well or waterfall, whatever your metaphor is.

Like... I'm pretty sure scripture says, like, if one sheep goes missing and you've got 99, you go after the one lost sheep.

Like, go after those drops of water, those poisonous drops of water that most people would call felony acts, instead of focusing on the applause of praise and money coming in through this rainmaker director who's...

obviously naked with kids all the time because you're writing contracts to say, stop spending so much time naked with kids.

You're, like, revising his HR document to say, no more one-on-one sleepovers.

Spend more time with your wife, Katie.

Less inordinate amount of time with kids.

Like... It's unbelievable.

And this is out there.

So since the dispatch articles dropped in 2021... Where is this guy in prison?

Jefferson City Correctional Center.

Who's protecting him?

Oh, and I had to protest his parole in 2024, so here's some Missouri math.