Ellis James

Wow.

They're like, could we push it a little bit later?

He's just going to tell us we're snatching to feed from the jaws of victory again.

Alice, do you flush them?

Do you put the cat poos individually down the regular loo?

No, do you do that?

I hate cats.

Oh, I just think they're stupid.

My friend was recently very unhappy because I had frozen some bread.

You know, when you get a nice loaf, but you're going away, so cut it in half.

But I put the other half, I'd frozen it in a dog poo bag that I happen to have.

I mean, the bag doesn't know what it's for.

It's not a scented dog poo bag.

It was just a bag that I put the bread into to freeze.

Guys, every bag is a dog shit bag.

If you imagine the size of the shit.

Novak Djokovic sits down at Wimbledon and when he goes to take out the second racket after the first set, he has six little turds and he puts them in.

The poor ball girl who's standing there, he's like, just can you deal with those?

I just feel if I had that sort of powerful forehand, I would simply hit the poo with it.

Bluey is great.