Ellis James

So the fear with gels is that if you overdo it, it can shoot out the old emergency poop shoot.

Yeah, that's about Tour de France average speed.

However, in the Tour de France, they are going up enormous mountains.

And I dare say you maybe weren't.

Your children just standing at the school gates, looking up and down the road as their father is at home, checking obscure trainer know-how.

That's the shit driving light.

Warning, stop driving really badly.

Like there was a reason they're warning lights.

Yeah.

And if you were to read the little book, there's no way it would say, if this red light is flashing, take a photo of it.

Hang on, is she a tuna or an actual person?

Hang on, is anchovies another person?

LAUGHTER

What's the veg in this?

So it's a sort of a pasta de mer.

You go right down the very bottom.

It's like, are you sure you don't want some duck rolls with that?

And you just keep scrolling across eventually various pictures of fruit.

Pink lady, please.

Your kids don't want Thai though.