Ellis Jones
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You guys are probably whipping each other with towels and having a good time.
No, it was like Hogwarts meets Midnight Express.
Okay.
Like it's scary Potter, not Harry Potter.
Like it was fucked up.
Like I'm a wordsmith, man.
You can expect more of that in my books.
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But, uh, so these kids plan a riot, uh,
And they get caught because they're idiots.
They, like, write it all down with their plans.
Right.
Like, and they're... These kids are talking about... I heard one of the kids talking about the plans after it all got busted up.
And he's like, yeah, we were going to grab one of the guards and stab them up a bunch.
And I was like, you're going to grab a Jamaican guy who runs barefoot, plays soccer all day long.
Like, they're going to break your neck.
Like, you're not taking this school over.
Some of these motherfuckers were beasts, dude.
Like, that was never going to happen.
It was a pipe dream.