Ellis Jones
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So...
But they get busted.
They find a bunch of shanks.
I do know that there was some... Whoa, that's serious.
Yeah, I mean, but is it?
Do they even know how to fuck it?
These are, you know, I don't even... Now that I'm an adult, I'm like, do these kids even know how to make a shank?
Right.
Or it could have been like just they were stacking up toothbrushes to make shanks.
You know, they didn't know how to do the whole melt cellophane onto the thing and sharpen it in the grout.
Yeah, they didn't know that.
I very seriously doubt any of them were that...
advanced criminal.
Like there, these are kids who are like 17 to 12, you know, and half of them were soft as baby shit.
They just like had been to every military school and every boarding place and gotten kicked out.
A big seller of the school to like rich parents was like, Oh, you keep sending your kids to these schools and they keep getting, they figure out ways to get kicked out.
So they get to go home.
Well, we'll never kick your kid out.
Yep.
He ain't going nowhere.