Ellis Jones

I'm under 18.

There's no consequences.

Yeah.

So one day I'm out skating with a buddy of mine, and we stop at a Burger King, and I have enough money to get a little bit of food, but I don't have enough to get something to drink.

So everyone knows, everyone's done this.

You ask for a cup for water, and you fill it up with soda.

Usually if it's a clear cup, what you want to do is get Sprite, because it looks like water.

Well, the homie goes back to get a refill, and he gets orange soda.

And the manager comes out from behind the counter and loses his shit.

And it starts raising hell, and I just bolt out the door.

But I look back, and the manager's between the door and my buddy.

He's not letting him leave.

So I come back in and get in between the two of them, and I'm like, we're leaving.

Like, don't try to keep us here.

You can call the cops if you want to, but you're going to let him leave.

And so whatever.

He's not from this country.

He's an immigrant.

So if he gets in trouble, he's going back to where he came from.

I don't want to say where, because he'll know I'm talking, or somebody will figure it out.