Ellis Jones

But...

Anyway, he runs off.

I'm not taking it serious at all.

My every day, you got to understand being a skateboarder at this point in time in Pinellas County, a police state like Pinellas County, you're encountering the police every single day.

And it was it was OK socially for people to.

roll by you while you're skateboarding, and call you a skater faggot, and if you said anything back to them, they would come and f*** you up.

So every day was some kind of tango like this.

I'm not thinking anything of it.

And I think I stopped somewhere to smoke some s***, and I had one of those markers that has the pullout, the bottom of it is a s*** pipe.

Whatever.

Anyway, I had that on me and I'd smoke some and just put it back in there.

And a cop comes around the corner and he's like, were you just at the Burger King?

I'm like, yeah.

All right.

He's like, you got to come with me.

Clacks me up, puts me in handcuffs.

And I'm thinking this is all for a 99 cent soda.

Right.

Right.

So he takes me back over there.