Ellis Jones

And then the cop who's, he gives me over to the cop who's taking the report from the Burger King manager.

And the cop's like, well, what happened?

And I'm like, we came in, we asked for water, we took soda.

And he's like, so you didn't swing your skateboard at him.

And I was like, what the fuck?

No.

Like, and he's like, oh, you didn't then wire employees and customers and the manager telling me that you swung your skateboard at him.

And I was like, you mean to tell me I took an eight and a quarter inch plank of wood and swung it at this guy's beach ball size head and didn't hit him.

Right.

That's what you're telling me.

And he took me to jail for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

So then I go to court, and the judge says, I'm thinking I can plead guilty to the petty theft for 99 cents.

Right.

And no contest or something, or not guilty to the aggravated assault.

The judge says, I want one plea for both of these charges.

So go out there and talk to your probation officer in the hallway.

And when you come back in here, have one plea for both of those charges.

And I'll tell you right now, if you come back in here with a not guilty plea and you take us to trial.

And you want to take this to trial.

I will make sure that the DA files this into the adult system.