Ellis Jones

Where they strap you down, you can't move.

The back of police cars in Florida, they're plastic seats, and they have, like, an indention so that they can put you in there with handcuffs.

So they have one of those just sitting on, like, a throne in all the jails in Florida.

Like, county jails and state prisons.

And if you do something that constitutes getting locked up in that chair, you're not getting out for four hours.

So if you haven't taken a shit...

And two hours into your little stay in that chair, you got to take a shit.

They're going to let you sit in that chair and shit your pants.

They're not taking you out of it.

So anyway, they don't need to have the doors locked, I guess is what I'm saying.

Like they have ways of torturing you that would make it completely disinvite you doing anything like that.

So I come out of my cell and I go, sir, yes, sir.

Like I heard him call me out there.

And he just looks at me with like the most evil look in his face.

And he runs over to me and grabs me by my BDUs.

We're wearing like camouflage shit.

Grabs me and slams me into the door.

And like it caught me off guard.

I didn't know he was going to come do that.

They would make you stand on line sometimes until you fell asleep standing up.