Ellis Jones

And then they'd come and bang you into the door because it makes this really loud boom.

So he comes over, slams me into the door.

I lose my balance, think I'm going to fall back.

My thumb goes between the door and the door jamb.

And all my body weight goes back onto it.

Completely crushes the middle bone in my thumb.

So now, that's a victory, dude.

I'm not doing push-ups anymore.

I'm doing sit-ups.

I'm about to get a six-pack.

I'm about to get out of here and hit Clearwater Beach.

So...

And they're like, why did you come out of your room during the incident report?

He started doing that.

I don't know if you saw guards, the way they work, where they're like, so you came out and you broke the position of attention, and that's why your thumb got cut.

He was telling me how it was my fault that my thumb got broken for his incident report.

And I'm like, go ahead, dude.

Like absolve yourself of injuring me because I don't care.

I'm not doing pushups anymore now because I got a cast on my hand.

Right.