Ellis Jones

He's a sociopath.

He has a master's degree now.

Right.

He was just advanced.

And he would fuck with him just because it was fun.

Like, he can't figure out how to not drive drunk with an ounce of weed in his car.

But when we were in that place, he took a broken radio from the classroom.

You got to get searched when you come from the classroom into the pod.

He took a broken radio, like a terrestrial radio, snuck it into the dorm.

That alone is, you know, a miracle.

And then he fixed it.

And got caught listening to the radio underneath his covers at night.

Like, he's a genius.

I'm sure you met guys like this who are, like, complete geniuses.

They can make a showerhead out of a tube of toothpaste, but they can't figure out how to stay out of prison.

So, yeah, it was just pussy as fuck.

Like, these kids are arguing over who's playing PlayStation next.

And I was just in hell on earth boot camp for stealing a soda, dude.

And there were kids in there that were like...

It's like other kids in this mental health place, like the boot camp was like robbers.