Ellis Jones

Kids took guns to school, carjackers, stabbing, shooting, you know, like the gnarliest of the gnarly.

And I'm in there for stealing a ninety nine cent soda, dude.

Like and but you know what?

It would have been so much worse if I had gotten direct filed.

and sent to a Florida state prison because when you're like 17 or whatever, like a juvenile to 24, they send you to these things called JIT camps or gladiator schools.

Right.

And these are, I've heard horrible stories.

Yeah.

The broomsticks go up your butthole and like all kinds of shit.

So at least it was just the guards.

We were so locked down that of all of my incarcerations, I never had any fights with anybody.

I never had to fight butt naked in the showers or any of that shit.

But, uh,

Yeah, they sent me to this pussy-ass school in like... How long were you there?

Yeah, got out two months after my 18th birthday.

Geez, another six months?

I thought you were going to tell me they were bullshitting you.

So I did six months and then another six months.

No, like, I was well-behaved, all right?

And I buddied up with a guy who was a guard there that also had his church, so they would...