Emily Compagno

Do it for me.

Okay, my turn.

Shoppers in upstate New York were treated to a rare find, a real live owl on the shelf, resting peacefully next to a cookie jar in the shape of a chicken.

Customers alerted the staff that they spotted something extremely lifelike.

Police gently cradled the sleeping owl and released him into the wild.

And on that good note and good news, that's it for us.

We did receive information suggesting that...

The federal government did not shut down this segment.

It is our understanding that Colbert, either Mr. Colbert or CBS, decided that they just didn't want to hear it.

And this was because of a fear that the FCC may say something to them and that there may have been advice to just have me on and then they could clear the issue.

Lovely Molly Hemingway.

You still call me Superman If I'm alive and well Will you be there?

Since you said goodbye.

He likes to wear a suit.

You wear a suit.

This time with Kid Rock.

Oh, you think they wanted this lawsuit?

Hello, everyone.

I'm Emily Campagno, along with Harold Ford Jr., Jesse Waters, Dana Perino and Greg Gutfeld.

It's five o'clock in New York City, and this is The Five.