Emily Vernem

Replace it.

exactly can you find it that would be really helpful on the dating app you're like can you sort out my fridge problems for me I think we could add a photo and I know this might be more female skewing but let's remember we just want to get to know people and who knows what you're into but a photo of your hairbrush is very telling oh mine's shameful I'm dating a guy who's bald yes

So that would be a silly question for him.

But, like, I would be my hairbrush is often just full of my manager.

It's gross.

And when I've cleaned it and pulled that out and stuff, I feel like that woman we talked about last week who has her shit together.

If my hairbrush is clean, I'm feeling good.

Oh, my God, I thought about you.

Sidebar, sidebar.

Em doesn't approve of the fact that when I come up on the train, I put my makeup on on the train, which I always do.

But she said, you do draw the line at hairbrushing, don't you?

And I was like...

You're like elbowing people out of the way.

But on Monday morning this week I was on the early train and I was doing my makeup and I just pulled my hairbrush out of my bag and then I went, nope.

Em would say, no, hair can wait till I get to the office.

So I'm growing as a person.

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Anyway, I digress.

Dating, dating.