Emma Chamberlain

And luckily, my mom was at my house when I was eating my lunch.

She was like helping me with something.

And so she braved the wasps, went outside, got my food and brought it in for me.

Listen, this is one of the interesting things about having a parent living close by when you're in your 20s.

My mom comes to my house all the time.

she's not here all the time actually at all but she's she definitely comes over a few times a week and whenever she's here i revert back to being like a five-year-old i can't i can't do anything for myself she's in my house i can't i why would i brave the wasps when my mom could do it sorry let me correct myself when my mommy could do it why would i do that so i let her do it

She brought the food inside.

And then I never saw a wasp again.

I don't think I've seen one wasp since.

It was my week of bees.

I called it the week of bees, but I should have really called it the week of wasp.

Ooh, the week of the wasp.

That's what that week of my life is now called.

In the book of my life, that is the week of the wasp.

Those are all the stories I have.

Listen, I would love to sit down with you all and say, you will not believe what happened.

I scaled the side of a building and then I parachuted down and then my parachute ripped, but then I took my shirt and I like ripped it off and then I used it as a hang glider and then I glided down safely to the ground.

I would love to sit down here and have that be my story for you.

Instead, you know, I'm telling you about like the abandoned house at the top of my hill and a random young man who told me to grow my hair out in the time that a bee like kind of chased me.

To me, these moments in my life are riveting.