my neighbor hates me
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What bizarre encounter did the host have with their neighbor?
Let me set the scene for you. It was 9am this morning. I had already had my coffee, gone to the bathroom, written in my journal. I actually wrote in my journal on the toilet. This is something I've been doing lately. It's very efficient. And there's something sort of beautiful about it. You know, something sort of beautiful about writing down your feelings while releasing physical negative energy from the day before on the toilet. You know, there's something spiritual about that. So I did that. I actually wrote two pages. I had a lot to say. When I don't have a lot to say, I do one page. And it's kind of a struggle to fill one page sometimes because they just don't have that much to say. Today, clearly, I had something to say.
And 9 a.m. hits and it's time for my morning walk. This is something I've been doing almost daily for the last month. I've been a walker for years. I love a walk. But I've been really consistent for the last month with a morning walk. And I do the same walk every time I walk in my neighborhood for the most part. Actually, I have two routes, one that's shorter if I'm not in the mood to go long and one longer one. And today I was in the mood for the long one. So my walk starts out as normal. I tend to see the same people every single day walking their dog, maybe driving off to work. Everything was happening as expected. I really enjoyed my walk. I actually talked to my dad a little bit on the phone. Very therapeutic, as it always is.
And I'm coming around the bend towards the end of my walk. I'm almost back at my house. And a car starts backing out of its driveway. So naturally, I stop because the person driving the car can't see me. And I'm waiting for them to pull out and leave, and then I'll continue walking on. Nothing out of the ordinary. I briefly interrupt this episode to let you know that this episode is presented by Volkswagen. Don't get me wrong. Sometimes I love to be a passenger. Growing up, I loved sitting passenger seat in my dad's old Volkswagen. Wind in my hair, listening to music. There was something magical and carefree about it. But once I got my driver's license, I've loved being in the driver's seat ever since. Not just in the car, but in my life as well.
This is from me, from Volkswagen, and all the other drivers out there. Do it. Grab the wheel. Get in the driver's seat of life. Visit vw.com to learn more. Now back to the episode. The person driving the car backs up, looks over at me. It's a woman, perhaps an older woman, maybe 70 years old, wearing incredibly chic glasses. I was like, whoa, those are cute glasses. They were like brown tortoiseshell with yellow lenses, chic. She looked amazing. She had like gorgeously blown out hair. It looks like she just got her hair done. She looked wonderful. I was like, wherever this woman is going, I know she's gonna slay there. This was what I was thinking. And I have my AirPods in and she rolls down her window and she was like, can I help you?
And I was like, wait, what? And I took my AirPod out. I was like, wait, what? I was like, that can't be right. Is she like being like, is she attacking me? I was like, wait, hold on. She was like, can I help you? And I was like, no, I'm good. I'm just waiting for you to pull out so I can, you know, keep going on my walk. She was like, what are you doing here? I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean? What am I doing here? I'm on a walk. I was like, I'm on my morning walk. She was like, no, I don't believe you. I think you're doing something suspicious. I was like, what? Excuse me, I'm on my walk. I was like, I'm not doing anything suspicious. I live up the street. I'm your neighbor. She was like, no, I don't think so.
This is not a joke, you guys. This is not a joke. This is one of the craziest things that's ever happened to me. She was like, no, I don't think so. I don't think you live in this neighborhood. There's a lot of suspicious people around here. There's a lot of robberies going on in this neighborhood. And I think you're up to something weird. And I was like, no, I'm not.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What bizarre encounter did the host have with their neighbor?
0:00–6:34
2
What unusual experiences have occurred during the host's neighborhood walks?
6:34–16:04
3
What happened when the host encountered a strange man during their walk?
16:04–22:28
4
How did a neighbor's suspicious behavior affect the host?
22:28–26:51
5
What peculiar stories does the host share about the abandoned house?
26:51–43:36
6
What happened when the host faced a swarm of wasps?
43:36–43:46