Emma Doard
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Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
And your one says to me, sorry, I do me board and whatever.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
And then she goes, she calls me, she goes, Emma.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
She gets me to put the bag in the fucking thing.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
So you know the way there's one for your wheelie bag.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
There's another one for the bag you put in your back.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
And I turned to her and I was like, oh, is this what you want now?
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
You want me reefing me knickers out here, do you?
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
No, because I don't have another bag, Deirdre.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
I just have the one bag, the bag on my back.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
Then I remember that I have a packet of raspberries in there and a yogurt.
Keep It Tight
Squat Comedy
I take them out, take a jumper, put it in.