Eric Lopez
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No, no, a lab rat. That was a lab rat. I was like an air conditioning unit. Everybody's out in the fucking flight line. Oh, you're like Splinter. Yeah.
No, no, a lab rat. That was a lab rat. I was like an air conditioning unit. Everybody's out in the fucking flight line. Oh, you're like Splinter. Yeah.
No, no, a lab rat. That was a lab rat. I was like an air conditioning unit. Everybody's out in the fucking flight line. Oh, you're like Splinter. Yeah.
just like your normal things like if i see a rat going i'll be like it'll startle me something like that oh my goodness rat do you see a lot of rats uh when i was in iraq i was in the picture i'll take a flashlight be like make sure no spiders no rats coming around or anything yeah hell yeah i'd like to just know what else you write about like in your act what else do you talk about
just like your normal things like if i see a rat going i'll be like it'll startle me something like that oh my goodness rat do you see a lot of rats uh when i was in iraq i was in the picture i'll take a flashlight be like make sure no spiders no rats coming around or anything yeah hell yeah i'd like to just know what else you write about like in your act what else do you talk about
just like your normal things like if i see a rat going i'll be like it'll startle me something like that oh my goodness rat do you see a lot of rats uh when i was in iraq i was in the picture i'll take a flashlight be like make sure no spiders no rats coming around or anything yeah hell yeah i'd like to just know what else you write about like in your act what else do you talk about
It's kind of really weird because I matched with his fucking ass on a red-headed dating website, so I don't know what the fuck he's... Jimmy Kimmel cried on his show the day after the election, and I don't know if it was because of Trump's victory or the fact that he had 112 viewers. But seriously, it was kind of ironic when the tears made his black face run. Okay, let's keep moving.
It's kind of really weird because I matched with his fucking ass on a red-headed dating website, so I don't know what the fuck he's... Jimmy Kimmel cried on his show the day after the election, and I don't know if it was because of Trump's victory or the fact that he had 112 viewers. But seriously, it was kind of ironic when the tears made his black face run. Okay, let's keep moving.
It's kind of really weird because I matched with his fucking ass on a red-headed dating website, so I don't know what the fuck he's... Jimmy Kimmel cried on his show the day after the election, and I don't know if it was because of Trump's victory or the fact that he had 112 viewers. But seriously, it was kind of ironic when the tears made his black face run. Okay, let's keep moving.
So I'm actually working on a movie. It's basically the pot of little giants, but instead of little league football, it's a man who competes in women's swimming. I mean, this is a true underdog story against all odds. He sets multiple world records. It's called Big Booty Bitches in Bikinis Volume Four.
So I'm actually working on a movie. It's basically the pot of little giants, but instead of little league football, it's a man who competes in women's swimming. I mean, this is a true underdog story against all odds. He sets multiple world records. It's called Big Booty Bitches in Bikinis Volume Four.
So I'm actually working on a movie. It's basically the pot of little giants, but instead of little league football, it's a man who competes in women's swimming. I mean, this is a true underdog story against all odds. He sets multiple world records. It's called Big Booty Bitches in Bikinis Volume Four.
You know the worst is when you intend on handing out Halloween candy, but then you get so high you eat it all, and then you remember you inserted razor blades. All right, anybody here a fan of riddles? Y'all like riddles? Here's one for you. I heard this the other day. Who let the dogs out?
You know the worst is when you intend on handing out Halloween candy, but then you get so high you eat it all, and then you remember you inserted razor blades. All right, anybody here a fan of riddles? Y'all like riddles? Here's one for you. I heard this the other day. Who let the dogs out?