Erica Jayne
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Can't be it.
He's like, no, my hormones haven't kicked in yet.
I see you, boo.
Got your chesticles out.
Yes, I certainly do.
You know what's interesting about life?
I got the offer to do Mighty Hoopla, and then ten minutes before I go out to a huge crowd, my phone blows up, and Tom was being sentenced to prison.
Wow, it's like that song.
Lightning crashes, and old lady dies.
Except it was Tom going to prison.
Never before.
Never once when I was dancing at hoo-hahs in New Jersey did I ever think I'd be marrying a guy to go to prison.
But anyway...
His story's over, but the rest is still unwritten for me.
So Bo's like, do you feel relief that it's over?
She's like, well, you don't just shake shit off like that.
Don't Worry About Us.
All you need to know is I'm dating a man now named Shrek who loves...
Putting people in jail.
Whatever he does.