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#3104 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S15E01 Part 2 : Here We Zoe Again

05 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

0.402 - 4.026 Ben Mandelker

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29.512 - 42.289 Ben Mandelker

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

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42.674 - 60.922 Kyle Richards

So Kyle's going to have a celebration of summer at my house, Strawberry Moon. And she's like, Dorit's going to be there. Okay. So I know this is a weird question, Sutton, but I'm just coming in here to torture you with names you don't want to hear. Okay. So I've already said Avi and I've already said Garcelle. So let's get to Dorit. She's like, have I talked to Dorit?

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61.663 - 63.245 Kyle Richards

No, I've not talked to Dorit.

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Okay.

64.342 - 74.658 Ben Mandelker

Well, you know that they filed for divorce, right? That she filed. She's getting divorced. She's basically like almost as bad as you with your annulment. Did I say that? Whoops. Sorry. Oh, so she's the one who filed. Hmm. That's interesting.

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Hmm.

76.07 - 93.409 Ben Mandelker

So Kyle does, no, we've had our ups and downs at times, but last year was like a new low. And we see them screaming at each other. And she's like, I just think that like we spend more, when we spend, until we spend more time together, it's just going to be a work in progress. I'm like, you're the problem. You're the one who's icing out your friend and acting like they don't have a friendship.

Chapter 2: What happens at Kyle's summer celebration party?

123.927 - 143.96 Kyle Richards

Meanwhile, Kathy has pulled out full-size scissors and was trying to cut something off of her hat. And Kyle's like, Kathy, you're going to cut your finger. So I thought that PK took that picture at the valet at a spot. That's just my opinion. And he's going to be hard on her. He's going to be hard on her. Get pokey. Because it's going to be here.

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144.941 - 168.444 Ben Mandelker

It's going to be hard. Well, like not to defend PK, but I don't think he knew that picture was being taken. Like you're literally defending PK right now. Don't say not to defend PK and then give a blatant defense. If you don't talk to this guy, if you claim you don't talk to him... Then why are you going out of your way to explain the photo? Just be like, yeah, that's fucked up.

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169.024 - 174.469 Kyle Richards

Yeah. Lady who doesn't talk to PK and has never heard him say that he didn't know that he was getting that picture taken.

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175.01 - 194.367 Ben Mandelker

And he was like, well, I'm sorry. Like PK's whole thing is like marketing. Right. He's like a manager. But he like, you know, he's about like positioning, brand positioning, Beverly Beach, all those things. He knows where the paps are. He knows about photography. He knows what's going to go where this was. You can't play smart and stupid.

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194.347 - 195.089 Erica Jayne

Can't be it.

196.132 - 199.58 Kyle Richards

I can't believe somebody would take my picture outside of Craig's.

Chapter 3: How does Sutton react to losing friendships?

200.162 - 205.656 Kyle Richards

You know, it's one of those. I don't know where they were, but you know it's one of those where there's paparazzi just standing outside.

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206.378 - 232.96 Kyle Richards

uh so um gree was like i wouldn't kiss him i'll tell you that much i find him very unattractive oh really i'm sure pk is hiding his boner every time he comes around you too but that shit was funny i love reba's like ugly shaming pk so good i don't care what year it is i still reserve the ride to ugly shame it sounds like my mom and i don't agree on everything but we do agree on that

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234.155 - 237.601 Kyle Richards

Now, Kyle, I don't want to be bothersome, but do you still talk to PK?

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238.642 - 250.041 Ben Mandelker

She's like, um, PK? Um, uh, no, definitely not. Oh, this is a delicious salad. Let me just cut this out. She has like guilt, guilt salad cutting. She just starts cutting lettuce in front of her. Kyle has no chill.

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250.061 - 251.643 Kyle Richards

She's like, what? PK?

256.231 - 257.352 Ben Mandelker

What's PK, huh?

259.556 - 263.602 Kyle Richards

Yeah. So you're saying that you severed ties. Have you gotten the Catholic church involved?

267.568 - 272.395 Ben Mandelker

Yeah. Erica, tell us more about your show. You did it in London. Yeah.

272.415 - 287.837 Kyle Richards

Literally nobody believes her. So we go back over to Rachel's house and she's making bacon. I don't know why it's the funniest way to make bacon. It's just how separated all the bacon are and they're all perfectly aligned with each other. I don't know. There was something about it that I was just cracking up at.

Chapter 4: What is Reba's perspective on PK?

304.911 - 307.196 Ben Mandelker

You like it? This kid does... Someone... Okay.

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308.017 - 335.07 Ben Mandelker

no judgments on this kid seems like very nice very nice young man someone teach him to chew with his mouth closed please close your mouth please please do this i know like in a divorce people want to like not come down hard on their kids because it's a tough time but get someone just please just like just just one quick instructional lesson because this kid is talking and the food is i mean this is he makes austin literally look like he's in down abbey this is

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335.05 - 341.785 Kyle Richards

I was going to say, it's like watching a man on Southern Charm eat. Just food, shepherd, Austin eating.

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342.366 - 352.789 Ben Mandelker

It's not a judgment on his personality or how he was raised. I'm just saying, let's infuse that lesson into... We're not saying his name is stupid.

353.866 - 366.984 Kyle Richards

Um, okay. So Rachel's like, yeah, when I first separated from Roger with a D, like it was brutal. It was like brutal, brutal, like totally brutal, death, brutal. It was like dying brutal, but I used to come home to an empty house.

367.104 - 376.077 Ben Mandelker

Go ahead. Go ahead. No, I was just going to say, I was like, when I watched that feature film that was not made for Oscars called the brutalist, I was like, Oh my God, it's about Raj. It was actually about architecture, but I was like, it kind of was about Raj at the same time.

376.63 - 389.394 Kyle Richards

Yeah. I would come home to an empty house and like, it would be sad, but now it's happy. Look how happy I am. Hold on. Do I look happy right now? Am I smiling? I can't feel my face. Is my, is my mouth smiling?

Chapter 5: How does Dorit handle her divorce announcement?

389.554 - 396.006 Kyle Richards

Yes or no. Don't lie to me. You're lying to me. Yes, you are. Cause I'm smiling. I'm smiling huge.

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395.986 - 413.117 Ben Mandelker

The smile is gorge. You have to admit it. Yeah. My relationship with my ex now, like there were reasons our relationship was strained. Mainly it's because he really hated pulp in his orange juice. He always liked to strain it. I was like, I don't know how to do that. He's like, just do it. And I like wouldn't do it. And he got mad. It was brutal. It was a brutal strain.

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413.587 - 432.81 Kyle Richards

I think our greatest regret was, like, working together. Show clips of him right now. Show clips of what a monster Roger was. And so we see clips of Roger. And Roger's like, okay, guys, so I think that we should, you know, like, make a viral video that, like, goes viral. That would be really cool. She goes, making a viral video that goes viral?

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434.056 - 453.359 Ben Mandelker

And she like laughs. And then, but the best part is our sweet, wonderful friend, Amy Phillips is right next to her because this was the time when Amy Phillips, the way she like broke through is that she was doing impersonations of Rachel Zoe and Rachel Zoe loved it so much. Like that's like hilarious. Let's have like Amy, like come in and like do me. I will do like a video. I'll make her viral.

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454.04 - 471.794 Ben Mandelker

And so like, so Rachel cracks this joke. So Rachel laughs and then Amy laughs and we see Amy laughing and Roger gets mad. And then Roger has this like flip out where he's like, no, you don't understand the crap I'm dealing with. And it cuts like everyone around the table giving eyes like, oh my God, including Amy. Amy's like, oh, I just died. I died.

471.834 - 473.277 Kyle Richards

He throws a pen or something.

473.257 - 483.232 Ben Mandelker

I didn't even realize that was Amy. Oh, my God. That was Amy. That was like Amy's breakthrough moment. And I was just cracking up that they were like, just to show how brutal Raj was, look at Amy Phillips' face.

483.252 - 492.667 Kyle Richards

He threw a pen at Amy Phillips. That's why Amy Phillips still has a big pen hanging out of her temple. I've always wondered.

492.687 - 497.294 Ben Mandelker

I was so proud of her getting into a flashback on Beverly Hills the premiere day.

Chapter 6: What insights does Rachel Zoe share about her life?

904.619 - 906.302 Ben Mandelker

Well, that can mean a lot of different things.

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906.342 - 912.592 Ronnie Karam

All right, the record is Don't Worry About Us.

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912.612 - 923.736 Erica Jayne

Don't Worry About Us. All you need to know is I'm dating a man now named Shrek who loves... Putting people in jail. Whatever he does.

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925.68 - 940.63 Ronnie Karam

Now he's called the Sheriff of Baghdad. What is he called? I think the Sheriff of Baghdad or something. I don't know. Something like that. I'm into a guy right now with a hairy back and a red hat on at all times. And it is sexy.

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940.61 - 947.738 Ben Mandelker

He's basically like alternate Ralph from Love Hotel. So Erica's like, well, maybe something happened.

947.758 - 961.613 Erica Jayne

Yeah, I'm sexy and sassy. Okay, let's talk about the other girls. That's why we're here. So let's gossip. You start. Well, guess what? I was at Sons and a mother was there. Just imagine that. Did she talk about Avi? She did.

961.954 - 962.855 Kyle Richards

What happened, Avi?

963.055 - 967.3 Erica Jayne

What happened? Well, we let's see a flashback of her saying nothing.

967.34 - 968.541 Ronnie Karam

She said nothing about it.

Chapter 7: How do the housewives address their relationships?

1525.475 - 1536.03 Ronnie Karam

Um, so, uh, Torit's like, son, I'm sorry to hear. We're updating us about the annulment with Christiane.

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1536.01 - 1560.229 Ben Mandelker

should i be calling you sutton brown now is that what you'd like it's almost like the ups commercials what can brown do for you that's like me asking you to do something for me does that you follow it's like yes yes that's right that's right dorit yes well what can you do about it right look i'm so easy going what can you do here's what you do you wash your car and some short shorts and stilettos and you have a better fucking life that's what you do girl

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1561.188 - 1586.172 Ben Mandelker

You know what, Dorit? We can shake on it. This won't be awkward at all. Let's shake on those awful men. First Wives Club, am I right? She's like, no, I'm not going to touch your hand. She's like, ooh. I'm shaking. You want to shake my hand, Dorit? It's a hand. It's a wealthy hand. Well, I don't want that to tune. Oh, it's not. I've got arthritis.

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1587.073 - 1590.757 Kyle Richards

Well, it's like, ooh. You know, here's how it goes to the sun.

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Ooh.

1592.137 - 1597.225 Ben Mandelker

You have my word. You have my word. As Avi is my witness, you have my word.

1598.768 - 1610.927 Kyle Richards

Well, we haven't talked, so I don't know what happened with Garcelle or Avi. And now you're an empty nester. But you know what? Garcelle was tough. That was tough. And Boze is like, well, what happened with her?

1611.268 - 1613.892 Ben Mandelker

Stop doing your Sutton impersonation of me. I don't appreciate that.

1615.355 - 1617.418 Kyle Richards

Sorry about that. Got a little off.

Chapter 8: What are the dynamics between Sutton and Garcelle?

2681.182 - 2701.891 Ben Mandelker

There's a chance of meatballs, it's Rebecca Cloud. Maximum love for Sandy Maximoska. She's the queen bee, it's Sarah Lemke. We cannot tell a lie, it's Sarah Tellefson. Shannon, out of a can, and Anthony. Please don't stop, it's solely in pop. Let's take off with Tamla playing. You'll always get the full story with Tori Parsons.

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2702.272 - 2726.055 Kyle Richards

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