Erica Kowarski

Hell yeah. Peyton Manning and me, we're forehead twins. Yeah, you like that? Yeah, I've got extra yardage. Call that a personal foul. Kowarski. It's half German, half Polish. So Germany invaded Poland, and then my relatives invaded Poland. That's my white guilt. Yeah. Dealing with a lot of that. I just got married, you guys. With that forehead. Yep. It's possible. It's pretty great.

Guys, I don't have mental illness anymore. We have mental illness. Definitely try it out. It's great. He's Hispanic. I'm white. So our couple name is Wet Cracker.

uh to be politically correct moist saltine if uh it's great i went to school for that's right i went to school for archaeology because i'm really good at digging up the past and telling everyone about it thank you guys i'm erica kowarski erica that was very funny i was laughing i was laughing because ari took a sip of his beer and poured it on

Oh, damn it.

Oh, thank you so much.

No. Is that what you fantasized while I was up here? No, no, I'm not doing that.

Well, I started in improv for a couple years.

Yeah, so let's give seven. I'm sorry.

Yeah.

I can work on that. Yes, the and.

Thank you.

I love to pander. That's my favorite thing to do. It's a good move. Love football.

It's the best. If I'm not watching football, I'm not living.

All right. Touchdown, baby.

Oh, yeah, baby.

On holding?

Oh, I hold that yellow flag. I don't drop it, baby. Oh!

That makes no sense.

This has gone a little far.

Hey, that's a first down.

What was number five?

I got to take that off before I come over here.

Right now, I'm just mobile, but we're going to move here in Austin at the end of the month. You live in your car? We live in an Airbnb. Ooh. OK. Yeah. We were doing basement travel between the relatives. So I was in Atlanta for a month. When you say basement travel, what does that mean?

Right? Well, I have a lot of relatives, and we just go between aunts. So I have an aunt in Georgia that we're living in the basement, and before that, my parents' basement.

It's very humid. Thank you.

Right now I'm in between jobs. I help my husband with digital media. We edit.

We edit porn.

Like I have really pretty feet, so I've been. Wait, it's your feet? Well, that's the part that I do. And then he does the video editing with a different company.

Sometimes. Are you into that? It's a giantess porn. What?

It's great. Yeah, they love the feet. And, yes, they put tiny people next to it. They love...

You know, people love big women, but giantess people love huge people.

I'm wrecking Becca.

Basementfeet? Relatives are us? Wow. Oops.

Like on Twitter.

I don't do that.

You got to order a custom, sir. Yeah.

No, it's like special effects stomping stuff.

You can find it on Twitter.

I'll look into it.

They're big. They're size 10. Whoa!

Fucking disgusting.

Yeah.

Yeah, pretty good.

No.

I'll give you $8 if I can see one.

Like, put your fucking feet away.

Yeah. Okay. Doing that, I'm hoping comedy takes off.

What you're trying to say.

Anything else crazy about your life we should know about? Life's just been kind of crazy. I got married in October.

So just kind of getting back to the swing of things and trying to figure out where we're living and everything after you plan a wedding.

I know. Thank you.

Yep, in the basements, of course. We've been hitting the open mics.

He does, yeah.