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Erica Kowarski

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KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Hell yeah. Peyton Manning and me, we're forehead twins. Yeah, you like that? Yeah, I've got extra yardage. Call that a personal foul. Kowarski. It's half German, half Polish. So Germany invaded Poland, and then my relatives invaded Poland. That's my white guilt. Yeah. Dealing with a lot of that. I just got married, you guys. With that forehead. Yep. It's possible. It's pretty great.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Guys, I don't have mental illness anymore. We have mental illness. Definitely try it out. It's great. He's Hispanic. I'm white. So our couple name is Wet Cracker.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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uh to be politically correct moist saltine if uh it's great i went to school for that's right i went to school for archaeology because i'm really good at digging up the past and telling everyone about it thank you guys i'm erica kowarski erica that was very funny i was laughing i was laughing because ari took a sip of his beer and poured it on

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Oh, thank you so much.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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No. Is that what you fantasized while I was up here? No, no, I'm not doing that.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Well, I started in improv for a couple years.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Yeah, so let's give seven. I'm sorry.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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I can work on that. Yes, the and.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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I love to pander. That's my favorite thing to do. It's a good move. Love football.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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It's the best. If I'm not watching football, I'm not living.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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All right. Touchdown, baby.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Oh, I hold that yellow flag. I don't drop it, baby. Oh!

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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That makes no sense.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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This has gone a little far.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Hey, that's a first down.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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What was number five?

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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I got to take that off before I come over here.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Right now, I'm just mobile, but we're going to move here in Austin at the end of the month. You live in your car? We live in an Airbnb. Ooh. OK. Yeah. We were doing basement travel between the relatives. So I was in Atlanta for a month. When you say basement travel, what does that mean?

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Right? Well, I have a lot of relatives, and we just go between aunts. So I have an aunt in Georgia that we're living in the basement, and before that, my parents' basement.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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It's very humid. Thank you.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Right now I'm in between jobs. I help my husband with digital media. We edit.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Like I have really pretty feet, so I've been. Wait, it's your feet? Well, that's the part that I do. And then he does the video editing with a different company.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Sometimes. Are you into that? It's a giantess porn. What?

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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It's great. Yeah, they love the feet. And, yes, they put tiny people next to it. They love...

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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You know, people love big women, but giantess people love huge people.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Basementfeet? Relatives are us? Wow. Oops.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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You got to order a custom, sir. Yeah.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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No, it's like special effects stomping stuff.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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You can find it on Twitter.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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They're big. They're size 10. Whoa!

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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I'll give you $8 if I can see one.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Like, put your fucking feet away.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Yeah. Okay. Doing that, I'm hoping comedy takes off.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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What you're trying to say.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Anything else crazy about your life we should know about? Life's just been kind of crazy. I got married in October.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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So just kind of getting back to the swing of things and trying to figure out where we're living and everything after you plan a wedding.

KILL TONY

#698 - SAM TALLENT + ARI SHAFFIR

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Yep, in the basements, of course. We've been hitting the open mics.