Evan Hafer
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But if you're going to put cream and sugar in it, nobody cares because they're like, I just need something that's going to serve as a caffeine supplement.
vehicle for my cream and sugar.
I think that's where third wave and fourth wave, it's more directly related to the quality of the coffee.
And it's more first and second wave.
It's cream and sugar because you're going to have to cover up the inconsistencies.
You're like sitting in your cubicle.
You've got, like, 100 grams of sugar, 200 milligrams of caffeine.
You're, like, you're skyrocketing with just energy until you crash, and then you need another one in the afternoon.
You just go home and... Go home and melt on the couch and watch some sports, man.
The coffee nerd conversations just put half the fucking audience to sleep, too.
I'll start talking about it.