Evan Hafer

Do you like axis?

It's crazy what it tastes like, right? Yeah.

It's crazy what it tastes like, right? Yeah.

It's crazy what it tastes like, right? Yeah.

Yeah. It's an interesting flavor. And the fact that they have so many of them in Hawaii, like that Maui Nui venison company, for people who want to buy wild game- You can get actual wild game from Maui Nui Venison. They'll ship you axis deer. Frozen. They have meat sticks. It's fucking great. I'm not affiliated with them. I know the owners, but I don't have anything to do with them.

Yeah. It's an interesting flavor. And the fact that they have so many of them in Hawaii, like that Maui Nui venison company, for people who want to buy wild game- You can get actual wild game from Maui Nui Venison. They'll ship you axis deer. Frozen. They have meat sticks. It's fucking great. I'm not affiliated with them. I know the owners, but I don't have anything to do with them.

Yeah. It's an interesting flavor. And the fact that they have so many of them in Hawaii, like that Maui Nui venison company, for people who want to buy wild game- You can get actual wild game from Maui Nui Venison. They'll ship you axis deer. Frozen. They have meat sticks. It's fucking great. I'm not affiliated with them. I know the owners, but I don't have anything to do with them.

But it's a great company. And they're doing something that you actually have to do. There's no natural predators on Maui. So they have to shoot these axis deer. They're fucking everywhere.

But it's a great company. And they're doing something that you actually have to do. There's no natural predators on Maui. So they have to shoot these axis deer. They're fucking everywhere.

But it's a great company. And they're doing something that you actually have to do. There's no natural predators on Maui. So they have to shoot these axis deer. They're fucking everywhere.

And they're a delicious rodent. It's a crazy animal to hunt, too, because they grew up with tigers. So they evolved with tigers. So they move so fucking fast. They're the fastest animal I've ever hunted.

And they're a delicious rodent. It's a crazy animal to hunt, too, because they grew up with tigers. So they evolved with tigers. So they move so fucking fast. They're the fastest animal I've ever hunted.

And they're a delicious rodent. It's a crazy animal to hunt, too, because they grew up with tigers. So they evolved with tigers. So they move so fucking fast. They're the fastest animal I've ever hunted.

And that's the only way. We stopped hunting them in the day. Yeah. Because in the morning, there's no wind. We started hunting them only in the afternoon because there's more wind, and the wind at least covers a little bit of it. But Dudley got video of me shooting this Saxus deer at 80 yards, and it's a perfect shot. Perfect. It's going right to the vitals at 80 yards. Perfect break.

And that's the only way. We stopped hunting them in the day. Yeah. Because in the morning, there's no wind. We started hunting them only in the afternoon because there's more wind, and the wind at least covers a little bit of it. But Dudley got video of me shooting this Saxus deer at 80 yards, and it's a perfect shot. Perfect. It's going right to the vitals at 80 yards. Perfect break.

And that's the only way. We stopped hunting them in the day. Yeah. Because in the morning, there's no wind. We started hunting them only in the afternoon because there's more wind, and the wind at least covers a little bit of it. But Dudley got video of me shooting this Saxus deer at 80 yards, and it's a perfect shot. Perfect. It's going right to the vitals at 80 yards. Perfect break.

And then 10 yards, the arrow's 10 yards from me. He goes, and he's gone. Within 10 yards, he was gone. He was nowhere near where the arrow hit. What? 10 yards? He heard the arrow coming, and he moved out of the way. 10 yards from him. There's a video of it, a slow-mo video. because it's a lighted knock. You see a perfect line headed straight for his vitals and then gone. Gone. Not even close.

And then 10 yards, the arrow's 10 yards from me. He goes, and he's gone. Within 10 yards, he was gone. He was nowhere near where the arrow hit. What? 10 yards? He heard the arrow coming, and he moved out of the way. 10 yards from him. There's a video of it, a slow-mo video. because it's a lighted knock. You see a perfect line headed straight for his vitals and then gone. Gone. Not even close.

And then 10 yards, the arrow's 10 yards from me. He goes, and he's gone. Within 10 yards, he was gone. He was nowhere near where the arrow hit. What? 10 yards? He heard the arrow coming, and he moved out of the way. 10 yards from him. There's a video of it, a slow-mo video. because it's a lighted knock. You see a perfect line headed straight for his vitals and then gone. Gone. Not even close.

Not even close. Like a bullet. I missed him by like a whole quarter. He was gone. He just ran away. They hear things. They think a tiger's coming. They just go. They just go. It just makes you feel so slow. When you watch how they move, you're like, people suck. We're so fucking clumsy and soft, and we're so vulnerable. My back hurts. Ah.