Evan Hafer

Not even close. Like a bullet. I missed him by like a whole quarter. He was gone. He just ran away. They hear things. They think a tiger's coming. They just go. They just go. It just makes you feel so slow. When you watch how they move, you're like, people suck. We're so fucking clumsy and soft, and we're so vulnerable. My back hurts. Ah.

Not even close. Like a bullet. I missed him by like a whole quarter. He was gone. He just ran away. They hear things. They think a tiger's coming. They just go. They just go. It just makes you feel so slow. When you watch how they move, you're like, people suck. We're so fucking clumsy and soft, and we're so vulnerable. My back hurts. Ah.

Especially if they see the bow go off or they hear the bow go off. They're gone. And they're delicious. And they're everywhere in Texas, too. That's the wild thing about Texas. You could just bring whatever you want in. You want zebras? You could bring zebras. You had zebras? I know I did. You could have fucking zebras. My wife saw a zebra one day when she was driving the kids to school. I know.

Especially if they see the bow go off or they hear the bow go off. They're gone. And they're delicious. And they're everywhere in Texas, too. That's the wild thing about Texas. You could just bring whatever you want in. You want zebras? You could bring zebras. You had zebras? I know I did. You could have fucking zebras. My wife saw a zebra one day when she was driving the kids to school. I know.

Especially if they see the bow go off or they hear the bow go off. They're gone. And they're delicious. And they're everywhere in Texas, too. That's the wild thing about Texas. You could just bring whatever you want in. You want zebras? You could bring zebras. You had zebras? I know I did. You could have fucking zebras. My wife saw a zebra one day when she was driving the kids to school. I know.

Dude, I saw a zebra. I think I saw a zebra. I said, you probably did. Some asshole probably has a zebra. The zebra got out.

Dude, I saw a zebra. I think I saw a zebra. I said, you probably did. Some asshole probably has a zebra. The zebra got out.

Dude, I saw a zebra. I think I saw a zebra. I said, you probably did. Some asshole probably has a zebra. The zebra got out.

You could have zebras in Texas. But I love it. I love it that you can go to like when we went to that place down in South Texas, that ranch that my friend owns. We went down there like there's African animals here. Yeah. These crazy black bucks and all these different animals are not from anywhere near here. And there's thousands of them. Like, this is nuts.

You could have zebras in Texas. But I love it. I love it that you can go to like when we went to that place down in South Texas, that ranch that my friend owns. We went down there like there's African animals here. Yeah. These crazy black bucks and all these different animals are not from anywhere near here. And there's thousands of them. Like, this is nuts.

You could have zebras in Texas. But I love it. I love it that you can go to like when we went to that place down in South Texas, that ranch that my friend owns. We went down there like there's African animals here. Yeah. These crazy black bucks and all these different animals are not from anywhere near here. And there's thousands of them. Like, this is nuts.

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It's really good. It's all really good. All wild game from a healthy animal is delicious, I find. At least undulates. They're all delicious. I've never found one that I didn't like. But I still think elk is the best. That's just my... I like the flavor.

It's really good. It's all really good. All wild game from a healthy animal is delicious, I find. At least undulates. They're all delicious. I've never found one that I didn't like. But I still think elk is the best. That's just my... I like the flavor.

It's really good. It's all really good. All wild game from a healthy animal is delicious, I find. At least undulates. They're all delicious. I've never found one that I didn't like. But I still think elk is the best. That's just my... I like the flavor.

also i like elk hunting so much it means more to me when i'm eating a piece of elk i think i'm just biased i think if there's anything it's i just like eating them i like eating them and i also think it's gonna sound crazy but i think you get their spirit i think there's something about these super potent wild animals that you kill with an arrow and then you're eating it like you get the the spirit of that experience the spirit of that animal

also i like elk hunting so much it means more to me when i'm eating a piece of elk i think i'm just biased i think if there's anything it's i just like eating them i like eating them and i also think it's gonna sound crazy but i think you get their spirit i think there's something about these super potent wild animals that you kill with an arrow and then you're eating it like you get the the spirit of that experience the spirit of that animal

also i like elk hunting so much it means more to me when i'm eating a piece of elk i think i'm just biased i think if there's anything it's i just like eating them i like eating them and i also think it's gonna sound crazy but i think you get their spirit i think there's something about these super potent wild animals that you kill with an arrow and then you're eating it like you get the the spirit of that experience the spirit of that animal