Evan Hafer
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Podcast Appearances
They're the most delicious.
I had a female bedded at 30 and she jumped the string on her bed at 30 yards.
Yeah, they're different, man.
Can you imagine how tough you would be if you evolved with tigers?
I think, well, that's, you know, with coffee, right?
The best coffee shops are, like, there's so much stuff on Instagram.
Because you walk into a coffee shop, and if you see...
It's gonna have the best coffee Left-wing weirdo fucking Lip rings.
Oh, yeah, how many nose rings you have how like how many colors do you have in your hair and how many pronouns you have?
That's like you're gonna make The greatest espresso I've ever had and that's the joke right because I'll go cruise around like in Austin for the last couple weeks
It's like, I can make you pour over.