Evan Ratliff

Well, loved the hair bears.

They were drug-fueled.

I would think some of these might endanger the game console itself.

But their – yeah, yeah, that was a big one.

But their – I mean, their plots were pretty simple.

You'd think so, yeah.

It was the same plot that you would see on a Yogi Bear cartoon or, like, a Huckleberry Hound cartoon.

It's pretty reckless.

Yeah.

Jesus killed my Nintendo.

Scooby-Doo was interesting, and it was pretty cool, but it was basically the same storyline every single time.

Right.

So Rob did not work out.

Poor Rob did its job and got its foot, the little robotic foot in the door.

but kids were like, this is not so fun playing these games.

With Scooby-Doo, and I'm not trying to argue in favor of corporate America marketing to kids and ruining creativity, but there weren't any overarching storylines aside from Scooby being crazy for Scooby Snacks and Scooby-Doo, and there definitely was in G.I.

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These two games with Rob isn't where it's at.

It's really Super Mario and all these other games.

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