Evan

I was only gone for two and a half years.

And in two and a half years, you guys became sensitive, insecure bitches.

That's what you became.

And it's beneath you.

That being said, congratulations, Met fans.

You got a third baseman that's never played third base.

But that's not... You said a lot there.

That's what should be expected because you have a first baseman that's never played first base.

So run protection, here we come.

Run prevention.

No, you said a lot there.

Yeah, the Yankee fans embarrassed themselves last night.

I was on Twitter fighting with Yankee fans, complaining about a ridiculous contract that if the Yankees gave Tucker $60 million, Yankee fans would be beside themselves about what an awful contract it was for Kyle Tucker.

But the Dodgers are doing something, to be fair, and they're not the problem with Major League Baseball.

I firmly agree with you.

We had Manfred on.

I am much more concerned about the Pirates and the Tampa Bay Rays and all the billionaire owners who don't want to spend any freaking money than I am about the Dodgers using loopholes and the greatest contract in the history of sports to go out there and spend all this money.

I agree, they are not the problem, but what they are doing...

is unlike anything we've ever seen.

Good for them.