Eve

I knew he was black.

I knew he was black.

I knew he was black.

Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?

Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?

Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?

Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.

Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.

Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.

I have questions. No time, Eve. Gotta be a hero. Is your party over? How did it go?

I have questions. No time, Eve. Gotta be a hero. Is your party over? How did it go?

I have questions. No time, Eve. Gotta be a hero. Is your party over? How did it go?

Indiana? What's in Indiana? An orphanage, Eve. Two tickets. You're getting on a plane? Standby doesn't let you do first class.

Indiana? What's in Indiana? An orphanage, Eve. Two tickets. You're getting on a plane? Standby doesn't let you do first class.

Indiana? What's in Indiana? An orphanage, Eve. Two tickets. You're getting on a plane? Standby doesn't let you do first class.

What is going on? Who is this man? Is this your uncle or something? Yeah, that's good. Let's go with that. What happened to your crippling fear of flying heights and the first final destination?

What is going on? Who is this man? Is this your uncle or something? Yeah, that's good. Let's go with that. What happened to your crippling fear of flying heights and the first final destination?

What is going on? Who is this man? Is this your uncle or something? Yeah, that's good. Let's go with that. What happened to your crippling fear of flying heights and the first final destination?

Nestle.

Nestle.

Nestle.

Sexual! I tried. Okay, wait. Nestle, the only cookie suitable for Santa. Fuck yeah.

Sexual! I tried. Okay, wait. Nestle, the only cookie suitable for Santa. Fuck yeah.

Sexual! I tried. Okay, wait. Nestle, the only cookie suitable for Santa. Fuck yeah.

Chocolate chips, chocolate chips.

Chocolate chips, chocolate chips.

Chocolate chips, chocolate chips.

Oh yeah, miracle gelt.

Oh yeah, miracle gelt.

Oh yeah, miracle gelt.

Ouch! Patience, practice, patience.

Ouch! Patience, practice, patience.

Ouch! Patience, practice, patience.

Right. I weed-roofied Santa.

Right. I weed-roofied Santa.

Right. I weed-roofied Santa.

That was so good. I do both those jobs. That's incredible.

That was so good. I do both those jobs. That's incredible.

That was so good. I do both those jobs. That's incredible.

I didn't know your kind had those.

I didn't know your kind had those.

I didn't know your kind had those.

You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.

You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.

You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.

If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.

If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.

If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.

You've been putting it off. Look, B, I still really want to go through training together, but I can't wait any longer. I'm manifesting getting my wings in the new year. This was hate mail, not a present. I know you don't believe in signs, but I printed out my application until it came out. See? Everything happens for a reason.

You've been putting it off. Look, B, I still really want to go through training together, but I can't wait any longer. I'm manifesting getting my wings in the new year. This was hate mail, not a present. I know you don't believe in signs, but I printed out my application until it came out. See? Everything happens for a reason.

You've been putting it off. Look, B, I still really want to go through training together, but I can't wait any longer. I'm manifesting getting my wings in the new year. This was hate mail, not a present. I know you don't believe in signs, but I printed out my application until it came out. See? Everything happens for a reason.

He's my pastor, but he is deeply intuitive.

He's my pastor, but he is deeply intuitive.

He's my pastor, but he is deeply intuitive.

I'm just saying that clearly a higher power is guiding me to be your light. Follow me. Let me help you.

I'm just saying that clearly a higher power is guiding me to be your light. Follow me. Let me help you.

I'm just saying that clearly a higher power is guiding me to be your light. Follow me. Let me help you.

Ow! Someone had to check your ego. Did it have to be to Missouri? Everyone needs help sometimes, Bernie. When are you going to get a grasp of that?

Ow! Someone had to check your ego. Did it have to be to Missouri? Everyone needs help sometimes, Bernie. When are you going to get a grasp of that?

Ow! Someone had to check your ego. Did it have to be to Missouri? Everyone needs help sometimes, Bernie. When are you going to get a grasp of that?

I am?

I am?

I am?

Bernie, I'm not covering for you.

Bernie, I'm not covering for you.

Bernie, I'm not covering for you.

I don't speak Jewish. Not a language.

I don't speak Jewish. Not a language.

I don't speak Jewish. Not a language.

Bernie, you look gorgeous. Dressing up as someone special or you still single?

Bernie, you look gorgeous. Dressing up as someone special or you still single?

Bernie, you look gorgeous. Dressing up as someone special or you still single?