Eve Ellenbogen
👤 Speaker
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KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I moved here to Austin like a year ago from New York, which makes me better than everybody.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I don't really blend in very well in Austin.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
People tell me that, that I have like a real New York vibe, which I think is them being like, you're such a fucking Jew.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
You're such a dirty little Jew.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
And I'm like, I know, spit on me.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Any other Jews allowed in here?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I'm not a religious Jew.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I'm just a New York Jew, which is like Jewish, but just for business purposes only.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
So I don't follow the Jew rules.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
It's like a sandwich, you know, it's like a BFT, right?
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Like bacon, foreskin, tears.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
Living in Austin has changed me a little bit.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
I never used to say retarded, but now I say retarded.
KILL TONY
#709 - BIG JAY OAKERSON + BILL MAHER
In New York, we don't say that.