Eve

What is going on? Who is this man? Is this your uncle or something? Yeah, that's good. Let's go with that. What happened to your crippling fear of flying heights and the first final destination?

I knew he was black.

I knew he was black.

I knew he was black.

Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?

Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?

Bernie? I have been blowing you up all night. You got arrested? Where are you?

Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.

Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.

Why? Is that George R.R. Martin motherfucker listening? Are you okay? Long story. Okay, I'll explain later.

I didn't know your kind had those.

I didn't know your kind had those.

I didn't know your kind had those.

You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.

You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.

You just shoved that up my butt and now you're going to serve it to your family? Duh.

If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.

If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.

If your crude ass celebrated my reason for the season, you'd get nothing but coal. Since you don't, I got you a little something for Hanukkah.

You've been putting it off. Look, B, I still really want to go through training together, but I can't wait any longer. I'm manifesting getting my wings in the new year. This was hate mail, not a present. I know you don't believe in signs, but I printed out my application until it came out. See? Everything happens for a reason.