Fantasia Wilhoyt

I bet none of you expected a white girl to pop out, did you?

No, nope, but it's me.

Hi everybody, I'm Fantasia.

I'm a mom, that's probably my favorite thing.

But it's a little tough because you gotta give tough love to these kids.

Because when we were kids, the biggest comeback was, oh yeah, well I'm rubber and you're glue.

Whatever you say, it bounces off me and sticks to you.

And we were like, fuck, he just got roasted.

And now people are like, hey, on Friday I get my allowance.

I'm about to watch your mom get fucked on her OnlyFans.

And I'm like, I'm not prepared for that.

Like, I'm not.

And my daughter, she's gonna be 12 next week, and she just got a phone.

I'm worried, because if I see 12-year-old titties, it's gonna be fucking hell in my house.

I remember when I was younger, your titties got leaked.

God fucking forbid the whole school found out.

And you had to tell your parents, because fuck that.

But now you tell people, like, hey, I saw your tits.

And they're like, was it a picture or a video?

Which one?