Felipe Esparza

You know, we found out that the chickpea can, the juice that's inside the chickpea, if you whip it hard enough, it'll turn into a meringue. And you can use that as a fake meringue in a meringue pie.

You know, we found out that the chickpea can, the juice that's inside the chickpea, if you whip it hard enough, it'll turn into a meringue. And you can use that as a fake meringue in a meringue pie.

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Yes, bro. Yes. It's like one. It comes out and looks like a real fat mozzarella stick, but it has corn, like a tamale, and a sliver of meat inside of it.

Yes, bro. Yes. It's like one. It comes out and looks like a real fat mozzarella stick, but it has corn, like a tamale, and a sliver of meat inside of it.

Yes, bro. Yes. It's like one. It comes out and looks like a real fat mozzarella stick, but it has corn, like a tamale, and a sliver of meat inside of it.

One time I was really high and I was eating those tacos, the ones you're talking about. The cheaper ones with a little cheap gallon of guacamole and I opened one up. Don't do that. Danger zone. I opened one up to see what the meat looked like and it was just a black round meat patty.

One time I was really high and I was eating those tacos, the ones you're talking about. The cheaper ones with a little cheap gallon of guacamole and I opened one up. Don't do that. Danger zone. I opened one up to see what the meat looked like and it was just a black round meat patty.

One time I was really high and I was eating those tacos, the ones you're talking about. The cheaper ones with a little cheap gallon of guacamole and I opened one up. Don't do that. Danger zone. I opened one up to see what the meat looked like and it was just a black round meat patty.

They rolled it in a taco. And I was like, oh, I felt like that kid from Christmas Story when he found out that the colder ring was just a commercial.

They rolled it in a taco. And I was like, oh, I felt like that kid from Christmas Story when he found out that the colder ring was just a commercial.

They rolled it in a taco. And I was like, oh, I felt like that kid from Christmas Story when he found out that the colder ring was just a commercial.

Black patty, like bologna patty, black. And that was the piece. And it's just a taco, I guess. You're not supposed to open them, I guess. But I don't know who to be, like shredded meat or something. But no, it was just a black patty.

Black patty, like bologna patty, black. And that was the piece. And it's just a taco, I guess. You're not supposed to open them, I guess. But I don't know who to be, like shredded meat or something. But no, it was just a black patty.

Black patty, like bologna patty, black. And that was the piece. And it's just a taco, I guess. You're not supposed to open them, I guess. But I don't know who to be, like shredded meat or something. But no, it was just a black patty.

Yes, I'm in the middle of the tour right now. I just got back last week from Dublin and England and Amsterdam. I had a show in Dublin and it was canceled. I was in Dublin already, so I stood there for three days. I went to England and I did my big show. Then the next day I did a regular show with British comics.

Yes, I'm in the middle of the tour right now. I just got back last week from Dublin and England and Amsterdam. I had a show in Dublin and it was canceled. I was in Dublin already, so I stood there for three days. I went to England and I did my big show. Then the next day I did a regular show with British comics.

Yes, I'm in the middle of the tour right now. I just got back last week from Dublin and England and Amsterdam. I had a show in Dublin and it was canceled. I was in Dublin already, so I stood there for three days. I went to England and I did my big show. Then the next day I did a regular show with British comics.