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Felipe Esparza

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1909 total appearances

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It's caramelized.

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They put like syrup on, they like marinate it in syrup and water, sugar water.

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It's so fucking delicious.

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It is so good and probably just extraordinarily terrible for you, but it is so delicious.

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And there's something about candied yams or yams with marshmallows on it, caramelized marshmallows, that is just one of my favorite things.

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So we would go over there and they would kill a pig, man, or kill a goat. Really kill it right in front of us. And they didn't care about the city code or nothing. No, fuck that. It's weird, man. We would go to a place where they would slaughter animals in Rosemead, California, which is only like 35 minutes. And people just have ranches with livestock.

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So we would go over there and they would kill a pig, man, or kill a goat. Really kill it right in front of us. And they didn't care about the city code or nothing. No, fuck that. It's weird, man. We would go to a place where they would slaughter animals in Rosemead, California, which is only like 35 minutes. And people just have ranches with livestock.

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So we would go over there and they would kill a pig, man, or kill a goat. Really kill it right in front of us. And they didn't care about the city code or nothing. No, fuck that. It's weird, man. We would go to a place where they would slaughter animals in Rosemead, California, which is only like 35 minutes. And people just have ranches with livestock.

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And I only have it during the holiday season.

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It's not like I go and I make a sweet potato with marshmallows every day.

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And we would just go over there and buy goats. I didn't even know because they were going to baptize my brother when he was three. And we didn't know we were a slaughter farm. I'm still affected by it because that's probably why I'm vegan now. We were playing with these three goats. I thought it was a petting zoo because we were kids. And we're just like petting them.

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And we would just go over there and buy goats. I didn't even know because they were going to baptize my brother when he was three. And we didn't know we were a slaughter farm. I'm still affected by it because that's probably why I'm vegan now. We were playing with these three goats. I thought it was a petting zoo because we were kids. And we're just like petting them.

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And we would just go over there and buy goats. I didn't even know because they were going to baptize my brother when he was three. And we didn't know we were a slaughter farm. I'm still affected by it because that's probably why I'm vegan now. We were playing with these three goats. I thought it was a petting zoo because we were kids. And we're just like petting them.

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That's good stuff.

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Do you like tres leches?

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So my wife is Venezuelan, right?

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And next you know, these two guys grab our playful goats and they slit their throats right in front of us. And they run around, spraying blood on their necks, crying, of course. And we ate them the next day.

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And next you know, these two guys grab our playful goats and they slit their throats right in front of us. And they run around, spraying blood on their necks, crying, of course. And we ate them the next day.

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And next you know, these two guys grab our playful goats and they slit their throats right in front of us. And they run around, spraying blood on their necks, crying, of course. And we ate them the next day.

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So, you know, Venezuelan.