Fern

Thank you, thank you very much.

I've got an embarrassing confession to make.

I've recently learned that spilling the beans does not mean fumbling a hot Latina.

I don't understand these phrases.

I'm from Sudan, I'm not American.

I just moved here five years ago, and as you can imagine, I've been misgendering people left and right, or stuff like that.

Until I learned I never have to worry about misgendering if I just call everybody my nigga.

Makes it a whole lot easier for me.

Also learned that in America, we don't trust the government.

I mean, what kind of government shuts down?

And then the Air Force said the freezing Area 51 program, or as I like to call it, putting the aliens on ice, has to be the only country in the world where kids have imaginary friends.

But how come it's always one imaginary friend?

To me, that shows that even in their imaginations, they're still fucking losers.

I'm sorry about that, but I can't.

No.

I'm not there yet.

I'm just starting.

Okay.

Where are you from?

Stereotype?