Fin Taylor

There's not much jeopardy in being Kiwi, right?

So... There's not much jeopardy in being Kiwi.

And I think that is... I suppose the closest there's been to having any consequence is the World Cup final.

Maybe there's a bit of additional hangover spice from that.

But I think even...

You know, just cricket won that day, right?

Even the Kiwis are kind of, you know, they say, like, oh, we're just greatly part of it kind of thing.

So, yeah, there's just not really any... It's a bit meh, and then the fact that it was done in kind of three days, you'd be like, well, yeah...

I guess, is this the start?

The stuff I've read, it's been like, oh, it's the start.

It's being framed as some kind of post-Ash's redemption.

But that's bollocks.

I mean, that will only come around when we either play India or Australia.

Are you reading from Ollie Robertson's campaign literature?

He makes a lot of good points.

He makes some very good points.

He paints a lovely picture of a country, doesn't he?

Yeah, no, it is safe.

You're right.

It is frightening to think of a sport where there's a 15-year-old who can, you know... What is he, just like an octopus at the crease?