Fortune Feimster

A lot of gay men have open relationships.

so they are not um but it's more sex it's not like i i have some of them have like a husband and a boyfriend but a lot of it's i'm married and both of us also if we want to sleep with someone we sleep with someone uh lesbians get what's called lesbian um bed death and

yes that sounds something like that i've heard of this and so that because you become best friends you it's like your family you stop boning as much that kind of happens in heterosexual marriages too oh does it lesbian bed death sounds like the worst death on oregon trail or something that's rough damn what happened in the back of that wagon we lost her Good punk band, though.

But women aren't capable. I don't think women are as capable of the open stuff to the extent men are.

Sure.

Because I feel like men can really compartmentalize sex and love. They're two different things for a lot of women.

For women, they're very intertwined because there are physical things that happen with a woman's body that connects you to a person when you have sex.

the sex can you explain a couple of those things to me so i know it's just like it's like um i've been married for 20 years thing yeah with women so yeah but i don't know what happened but yeah i guess with your if you're with anybody for many many years that stuff gets stagnant right yeah helped honestly i think what's helped my marriage the most is that i'm gone so much

Right, quality time. But yeah, the gay men are just still banging.

They're married and banging still.

I do know U-hauling, yes.

Gentlemen, U-hauling is when you start dating, two lesbians start dating, and the joke is, what does a lesbian bring on the second date?

a u-haul they're ready to like shack up get married lock it down that's why lesbian bars are um few and far between because once lesbians pair up they stop going out whereas guys are still on the prowl guys are bike yeah even yeah even if guys are in a relationship they're still going to the bars they're still trying to meet people they're still hooking up lesbians are like well i'm done i'm off the market let's stay home don't we want to go get a cheap drink

Wait, you fell in the toilet?

Yeah.

Went swimming.

Very beginning. Yeah, at the very beginning.

Yeah. Jesus.

That's fun.

You're ruining my day.