Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf

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Mark Normand 0:06
Oh, we are rolling. Hey, we might be drunk. Sam's making a drink. Should we do paper planes maybe? Yeah, sure. I didn't want to put you to work here. Can we get a... And hand me that seltzer. Were you there, Matty? What's in here? That's yours. Just a seltzer.
Sam Morril 0:20
Don't worry.
Mark Normand 0:20
Oh, perfect. Okay. I'll take that one there.
Sam Morril 0:22
Yeah, we're literally here with Josh Wolf. We're literally just talking drug stories with you. Hell yeah. I did not know you were a drug guy.
Josh Wolf 0:29
Yeah, I stopped drinking years ago, but I've been taking drugs for 30 years. Hell yeah. And not a little bit of drugs. Not like coke and stuff like that. I don't like that. But I like drugs that change your brain.
Mark Normand 0:47
Yeah, same.
Josh Wolf 0:48
Mushrooms. I like ecstasy. I like acid. I did jump on that ketamine train for a little while. Isn't that the bad shit? Special K. I hated it. Really? I didn't like it at all.
Mark Normand 1:02
Is it an upper?
Josh Wolf 1:03
Or is that a tranquilizer? Yeah, it's like a tranquilizer. It's a dissociative. I like mushrooms because I like seeing things. I like my brain thinking about things that it wouldn't normally. Sure.
Sam Morril 1:16
So you're like you're doing drugs to kind of like go somewhere interesting. You're not trying to just disconnect from society.
Josh Wolf 1:23
I would take three grams before my Friday night shows. Wow. And I would just I have a lot of them recorded and on YouTube and they're just at some point there was a one show where I really was I kept talking to somebody over my shoulder. And finally somebody in the audience was like, who are you talking to? And I thought, because I tour with my son, I thought he was up there with me. He was not.
Sam Morril 1:49
He was not. By the way, there's a lot of people in cities doing that right now. Most of them aren't charging a cover. Yeah. Not great to be in that situation.
Josh Wolf 1:59
This whole city, man, it's hard. Sometimes I don't know if it's homeless people or somebody live streaming. Yeah.
Fortune Feimster 2:06
That's true. It's a fine line.
Josh Wolf 2:08
This whole city walking around. I can't, this is the, I don't come here enough. It always reminds me there. It's like a, such a mix between homeless and high fashion.
Mark Normand 2:19
Yeah. They're not that far off.
Josh Wolf 2:21
They're, somebody's using a scarf to look good and somebody's using it to wipe their ass.
Mark Normand 2:25
That's a good point.
Josh Wolf 2:27
It's not that different when they're walking down the street.
Mark Normand 2:30
There's a fine line between a hobo and dirty Elmo. And they're pretty much the same thing.
Josh Wolf 2:34
If you didn't know who Leonardo DiCaprio was when he showed up in public, you'd be like, is that dude homeless?
Mark Normand 2:41
Right.
Josh Wolf 2:42
Skinny fat with the loose clothing.
Sam Morril 2:45
Yeah. Yeah. Scarf looks good. And then you're like, fuck auto erotic asphyxiation. Yeah. Not good.
Josh Wolf 2:51
I've never been into that kind of shit.
Mark Normand 2:53
Is that either one of you guys? No. No. I don't eat potatoes. Just give me a handjob.
Sam Morril 2:59
The choking is crazy. I'm with you. David Carradine going out like that, being the kung fu guy and going out like that is kind of rough.
Josh Wolf 3:07
Although it feels kind of appropriate. I mean, to get choked out to death. Yeah. And being the Kung Fu guy. I guess. Feels like it should be.
Sam Morril 3:19
Just a, it's a sad, but it's on your own. It's a tough legacy. It's a tough legacy because it's like, you were jacking off.
Mark Normand 3:27
That just sucks. Yeah, that's true. Not even a hooker, nothing. Yeah.
Josh Wolf 3:32
I'm not into, I don't think, any weird sex stuff. I don't mind looking at it, but I've never been a guy, like, I think the furthest my weird is is a finger in the ass.
Fortune Feimster 3:44
All right, that's pretty standard. That's standard, right?
Josh Wolf 3:47
Although I did have a friend of mine tell me, he lived in Germany for a while. And he was like, he's like, Germany's crazy, dude, because first dates, these women are putting their fingers in my ass.
Unknown 3:57
I'm like, first date? Wow.
Josh Wolf 3:58
Like the first time we're messing around.
Unknown 4:01
Yeah.
Josh Wolf 4:01
He goes, every woman in Germany, that first time we're messing around, their finger goes right in my ass. I'm like, first?
Sam Morril 4:06
Make sure they wash their hands before dinner. Yeah. Out of the box?
Mark Normand 4:10
Germany. Germany's weird. At least it's one figure, not nine. You're the best. All right. But yeah, but wow, that's, the Germans are fucked.

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