Ep 210: Fortune Feimster & Josh Wolf
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Oh, we are rolling. Hey, we might be drunk. Sam's making a drink. Should we do paper planes maybe? Yeah, sure. I didn't want to put you to work here. Can we get a... And hand me that seltzer. Were you there, Matty? What's in here? That's yours. Just a seltzer.
Don't worry.
Oh, perfect. Okay. I'll take that one there.
Yeah, we're literally here with Josh Wolf. We're literally just talking drug stories with you. Hell yeah. I did not know you were a drug guy.
Yeah, I stopped drinking years ago, but I've been taking drugs for 30 years. Hell yeah. And not a little bit of drugs. Not like coke and stuff like that. I don't like that. But I like drugs that change your brain.
Yeah, same.
Mushrooms. I like ecstasy. I like acid. I did jump on that ketamine train for a little while. Isn't that the bad shit? Special K. I hated it. Really? I didn't like it at all.
Is it an upper?
Or is that a tranquilizer? Yeah, it's like a tranquilizer. It's a dissociative. I like mushrooms because I like seeing things. I like my brain thinking about things that it wouldn't normally. Sure.
So you're like you're doing drugs to kind of like go somewhere interesting. You're not trying to just disconnect from society.
I would take three grams before my Friday night shows. Wow. And I would just I have a lot of them recorded and on YouTube and they're just at some point there was a one show where I really was I kept talking to somebody over my shoulder. And finally somebody in the audience was like, who are you talking to? And I thought, because I tour with my son, I thought he was up there with me. He was not.
He was not. By the way, there's a lot of people in cities doing that right now. Most of them aren't charging a cover. Yeah. Not great to be in that situation.
This whole city, man, it's hard. Sometimes I don't know if it's homeless people or somebody live streaming. Yeah.
That's true. It's a fine line.
This whole city walking around. I can't, this is the, I don't come here enough. It always reminds me there. It's like a, such a mix between homeless and high fashion.
Yeah. They're not that far off.
They're, somebody's using a scarf to look good and somebody's using it to wipe their ass.
That's a good point.
It's not that different when they're walking down the street.
There's a fine line between a hobo and dirty Elmo. And they're pretty much the same thing.
If you didn't know who Leonardo DiCaprio was when he showed up in public, you'd be like, is that dude homeless?
Right.
Skinny fat with the loose clothing.
Yeah. Yeah. Scarf looks good. And then you're like, fuck auto erotic asphyxiation. Yeah. Not good.
I've never been into that kind of shit.
Is that either one of you guys? No. No. I don't eat potatoes. Just give me a handjob.
The choking is crazy. I'm with you. David Carradine going out like that, being the kung fu guy and going out like that is kind of rough.
Although it feels kind of appropriate. I mean, to get choked out to death. Yeah. And being the Kung Fu guy. I guess. Feels like it should be.
Just a, it's a sad, but it's on your own. It's a tough legacy. It's a tough legacy because it's like, you were jacking off.
That just sucks. Yeah, that's true. Not even a hooker, nothing. Yeah.
I'm not into, I don't think, any weird sex stuff. I don't mind looking at it, but I've never been a guy, like, I think the furthest my weird is is a finger in the ass.
All right, that's pretty standard. That's standard, right?
Although I did have a friend of mine tell me, he lived in Germany for a while. And he was like, he's like, Germany's crazy, dude, because first dates, these women are putting their fingers in my ass.
I'm like, first date? Wow.
Like the first time we're messing around.
Yeah.
He goes, every woman in Germany, that first time we're messing around, their finger goes right in my ass. I'm like, first?
Make sure they wash their hands before dinner. Yeah. Out of the box?
Germany. Germany's weird. At least it's one figure, not nine. You're the best. All right. But yeah, but wow, that's, the Germans are fucked.
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